<wonders why weasels have such a bad press>

<looks at weasel and thinks he now knows>

<is aghast that someone has pressed the weasel>

<wonders if it was meant as reinforcement, but applied with too much force>

<offers tea to Xmorph and her weasel>
<pats weasel on its shoulder, only to find it flat from reinforcement pressing>

<sighs and gets out her bicycle pump>

<reinflates the weasel>

<reinflates the weasel's ego>

<feeds tea the weasel and tells him to thank Moo!>

<sets up weasel press to offer everyone freshly squeezed weasel juice as a caffeine free health drink>

<decides it is not too healthy for the weasels>

<ponders on the concept of winners and losers>

91 > 42.333333333

decides that if he ever plays with Skid, not to lose

points out that it was a happy scream

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<takes the poor weasel for some counselling>

<feeds weasel very sugary tea and some fruit scone with strawberry jam>

<tells weasel that it has a charming personality and that it should persue its dream of appearing on the X Factor>

<Brings out pressed ferret collection album for everyone to see and compare.>

<wonders if now is the time to reveal her weasel's secret identity>

<he's really>

<MACWEASEL>

<stares in wonder at macweasel, very very smart!>

<tries to avert Skids' attention so Macweasel doesn't turn into Big Macweasel!>

<stops playing with Photoshop>

.points out that the weasel probably has more meat in it than most Big Macs and can't we test the theory.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<poor Macweasel!>

<waves sparkley pom-poms with flames to avert general attention whilst directing the weasel to the healthy food table - no one will find him there!>

<hopes that weasel, having been forced to live with lettuce, pickle and onion in a sesame seed bun, does itself no further harm by eating anything from that table>

<offers alternative healthy egg and bacon pie - low in sugar so qualifies - to anyone who wants a slice>

<had some steak pie with chips and carrots for lunch>

<wishes cottage pie was a feasable option for tomorrow>

<points to Cumberland pie on the table and reminds nem that this is only cottage pie with cheese on top>

<wonders if gingerbread cottage pie comes complete with miniature Hansel and Gretal>

<thanks Skids for the Cumberland pie and goes to shop to look for cheese and grater for tomorrow's lunch>

<You have to eat two portions, retain the tokens and send off a sae with 50p taped to a piece of card before you get Hansel and Gretel. However the witch is thrown in (the oven!) for free!>

<wonders if eggy pie is the same thing as quiche lorraine>

<considers quiche lorraine and egg-and-bacon-pie to be very similar>

<suggests that there are bigger pieces of bacon, possibly more cheese and a little mustard in the latter>