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Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 29, 2007 09:22AM

<worries that BK has had a visitation from...........>

<THE DENTIST>

<shudders and wonders if there's room under ZB's blankie for her to hide>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 29, 2007 09:26AM

<doesn't mind dentists or doctors>

<moves over and lets xmorpheus join her under the blanket>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 29, 2007 09:35AM

<explains to ZB that as soon as you know that you are playing the Game, you have lost. As long as you don't know you are playing, you are winning>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 29, 2007 10:09AM

<likes Skids idea of the game>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 29, 2007 11:04AM

<fails to claim credit for The Game as it was going long before SkidMarks joined the Fforum>.

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: March 29, 2007 04:48PM

<draws phaser weapons>

<uses them to fry tofu>

<mmm... tofu>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 29, 2007 05:17PM

<coats a Golden Wonder with tofu to produce...........>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 29, 2007 06:15PM

<....Tolden Fonder?>

<don't particularly like dentists>

<doesn't bother with nice blanket, just drops from exhaustion form making an Easter card with 26 hyper active 8 year olds!>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: March 29, 2007 08:01PM

<shockingly, speaks>

<"you want I should phase the 8-year-olds?">

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 30, 2007 12:55AM

<Thanks Daffy for the offer, will let him know after tomorrow, it's the last day before the holidays....>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 30, 2007 03:25AM

<Confesses that yes, has been to dentist to have a fractured molar pulled out. And that is was suprisingly pain free. Right up to the point where the anaesthetic wore off>






<Sobs as is only supposed to have cool or warm liquids. Rules out milkshakes AND hot choccy>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 30, 2007 06:26AM

<coats a Golden Delicious or Winter Wonder (apple varieties) with tofu>

<looks suitably embarrassed at mix-up>

<wonders why he got those two confused>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 30, 2007 10:42AM

<hails the invention of the TofuApple>

<admires the invention>

<steadfastly refuses to eat the invention>

<puts a tub of Ben & Jerry's choc fudge brownie in the microwave and heats it to room temperature>

<bungs it through a blender>

<puts it in a glass>

<adds a swirly straw>

<hands to BK>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 30, 2007 04:26PM

<Bursts into grateful tears, but pulls out the straw as not allowed to use those either>


<Vows oath of undying loyalty to Xmorph>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 30, 2007 05:37PM

<produces apples infused in tin>

<wonders if anyone would care for a SnApple>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 31, 2007 01:01AM

<winces in sympathy for poor BK>

<will send anything that will make her better>

<proceeds to tell her about one very cute 8 year old who had been discussing facts about Saturn and it being a gas giant (Space topic) wandering up to proudly show me the statement in her topic book "The planet Saturn is very gassed" How cute!!???!!!>

<chuckles at the memory, hopes it makes BK feel slightly better, it was very funny at the time>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 31, 2007 07:17AM

<appreciates SnApple>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 31, 2007 01:35PM

*grin*

Now if you had said very cute 28 year old, I'd be MORE than happy to pay the postage!

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 31, 2007 07:05PM

<mmmmm SnApple!>

<wonders if she can have some brownies>

<decides to walk around and find out what else is going on>

<finds a squirrel digging the nuts out of the peacan nut pie>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 31, 2007 08:13PM

<squirrels doing what they love best!>

<noipe sorry, very cute 8 year old, haven't found any cute 28 year olds, need to find the time to look!>

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