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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 27, 2012 01:04AM

Simple Simon met a pieman
By the Treehouse door.
The Pieman said, "I'm SOPA-sent,
You have here pies galore!"

"They're all marked "S" for "Stolen Pies!"
Our evidence is weighted.
Although you say they're Legal Pies,
We know they've been Pie-rated."


I must go down to I.T. again...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: January 27, 2012 04:24AM

...where I wonder why
all the bits and bytes are there
and no teeth marks in the pie.



I vunder if it could be verse?????....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: March 17, 2012 10:51PM

... or if it's just a curse?

Time to get back to dismantling...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 18, 2012 09:22AM

...the dismantle piece into it's constituent parts.

the politician surveyed his constituency to ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 18, 2012 09:53AM

... to find out if the high street really was 189 yards long as stated in the latest Lonely Planet Guide.


Are we alone in space and time or...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: March 18, 2012 11:08AM

... are we all together in the Chronosynclastic Infundibulum?

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy? Are we caught in a landslide, perhaps, with no escape from...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 18, 2012 11:38AM

...the Hotel California.

And she's buying a stairway ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: March 18, 2012 01:58PM

... under the boardwalk out if the sun

At the end of a storm is a ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 18, 2012 04:28PM

Night at the opera where I fell into a burning....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: March 19, 2012 07:36AM

...pit of despair, but then opera always makes me feel like that.

It could be worse: it could have been .........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 19, 2012 08:59AM

Shane Warne: The Opera Starring...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 19, 2012 09:07AM

...Rosencratz and Gildenstern - wishing they were dead.

A gentleman of Great ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-166.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 19, 2012 06:34PM

Expectation didn't know what the Dickens was going on.

It's not as simple as ....

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-180.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 20, 2012 08:39PM

As Piemen think but then it never was especially when the pastry won't ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: March 21, 2012 04:02AM

...respond to a bit ofgoodnatured flan....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 22, 2012 09:55AM

...flannel suiting in this hot weather.

Clothes make the ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-176.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 22, 2012 06:58PM

Sweaty sweatier.

Define weather....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: March 27, 2012 06:41AM

... or wether or whether as a sheepish alternative......

If you saw Maggie Smith and Judi Dench together in a movie what.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-176.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 27, 2012 12:01PM

...on earth has it got to do with Jasper Fforde Appreciation Society?


A wrinkled old prune will never...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 27, 2012 12:48PM

... get fatter in a bath of warm water.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, ...

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