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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: October 17, 2012 03:27PM

...upsetting to those of us who want to laugh best by laughing last thing at night.

The best cure for insomnia is...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 17, 2012 05:56PM

Sleep, unfortunately


When I lie in bed I have to cover...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 18, 2012 01:22PM

...the budgie, I don't like being watched.

Some call them sleeping policemen, but to me ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: October 18, 2012 02:45PM

...they are sausages wrapped in bacon

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand trinary..........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 19, 2012 10:44AM

And ten others


Birthdays are a habit that....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.209.threembb.co.uk)
Date: October 19, 2012 04:14PM

... have serious withdrawal symptoms.

When you wish upon a star...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 19, 2012 04:34PM

Nobody on Earth can hear you


Space travel is becoming more...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 20, 2012 02:48PM

...pedestrian by the century.

Far have I travelled, and much ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 21, 2012 09:48AM

Have I searched but I still can't find my car in this ruddy car-park!!


Car keys have a habit of...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: October 21, 2012 11:00AM

.. remaining exactly where I put them and being immediately available always.
Yeah, Right.

Two positives cannot make a negative.
Yeah, Right.

Other people my age may be senile, but I...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 21, 2012 06:37PM

only dribble!


The eternal surge of time and tide ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.199.threembb.co.uk)
Date: October 21, 2012 11:26PM

...play merry hell with the arthritis (an early birthday present from the entropy fairy, almost as funny as grey hair at the age of 23).

Adversity is the first path to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 22, 2012 09:12AM

Becoming a well rounded, normal human being.


Everybody's strange except for you and me and even you...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.246.threembb.co.uk)
Date: October 22, 2012 10:19AM

... smell weird sometimes.


I am completely half afraid to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: October 22, 2012 01:54PM

..totally almost absolutely nearly a bit entirely commit positively to an answer, maybe.

I am sure that...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range109-154.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 22, 2012 04:03PM

I've just made a boo-boo and committed positively to an answer.


The only question to which there is no answer is

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 23, 2012 11:57AM

...where were we?

In the middle of the night there was ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 23, 2012 02:04PM

...to be found a lower case "g"

People are strange when you're...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: October 23, 2012 02:47PM

...just calmly playing your bagpipes in your hotel room at 3:30am.

I'm tired of all this and I just want to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: October 24, 2012 06:25AM

...cover my futtocks with dark chocolate to prevent the wurdlers from staging a successful attack.


I tried peanut paste and chocolate on a praline base and was......

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