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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 25, 2012 09:40AM

...and now Iv'e got a pain in my cruddock


The love of food is the root...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 25, 2012 09:40AM

...and now Iv'e got a pain in my cruddock


The love of food is the root...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: October 30, 2012 01:07AM

...of repetitious postings.



brings back memory of offensive joke about Sammy davis Jr and a custard.


Offensive jokes are....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range31-51.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 10, 2012 10:39AM

... the secret underbelly of humour. We greet them with a frown and then remember to tell them to our bestest pals.


Laughing your socks off generally leads to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: November 12, 2012 04:23PM

wet feet.



Working through a pile of dirty laundry...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: November 12, 2012 05:24PM

...makes one wish to air it in public.

i can explain to to you but I cannot...........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range109-154.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 12, 2012 10:13PM

... in all honesty understand it myself.


Incomprehension is the prime cause of....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.249.threembb.co.uk)
Date: November 13, 2012 06:29PM

...flat pack furniture failure.


All truths are easy to understand once they are...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: November 14, 2012 01:23AM

.....made ineffective by the passage of time.


the passage of time leads one down to the door of.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range109-149.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 14, 2012 10:32AM

The other side.


All lost opportunities are...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: November 14, 2012 11:37AM

... are problems postponed.

don't come to me with problems, come to me with ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: November 14, 2012 12:37PM

...pies

Tinker, tailor, soldier,..............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range81-132.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 15, 2012 10:02AM

Pieman


Rich men make the best...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (---.messagelabs.net)
Date: November 15, 2012 11:57AM

...pies but be careful not to over-season them.


Mrs. Lovett's pies are made of ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range31-51.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 16, 2012 09:47AM

Beggarmen and bergamots


Over-sharpening one's razor leads to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: November 16, 2012 11:54AM

... stroppy bathroom behaviour.

The current Olympic speed-shaving champion...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: November 16, 2012 03:48PM

.. won by a whisker.

Just because it is called a cut-throat razor does not........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-157.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 18, 2012 04:37PM

Mean that ears are safe


Vincent van Gogh was a very clever man because...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: November 19, 2012 12:05AM

...because he avoided paying VAT.


When the moon in the sky....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-157.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 19, 2012 09:24AM

Hits the starry night, diamond studded cheeses start to fly


A peeled cheddar cheese is fit only for....

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