The Peregrine Falcon has a pair o' blue wings,
It's a bird-eating raptor, among other things.
389 K is its very top speed,
And it has a moustache. Which it doesn't need.

And it's sexually dimorphic, Big Momma.

Define: dimorphic

(thinks MistyCat might have mixed their gaming threads!)

(thinks MC may have other things to worry about from this mornings news of another 'quake. A bit farther north, though, I beleive.)

No, Mr MistyCat the Elderly just felt like a change of definition type. Old word defined, new word added.

But, you're right. I shall return to normal conventions forthwith, or possibly a tad later.

Dimorphic: someone with an irrational hatred of brown plasticine - most likely named Chas.

Define plasticine

:-) Unless there's something wrong with my computer, definitions belong in the "define that word! immediately!" thread. This is the game goes ever on thread, whereby somebody puts down the first half of a well known (or not so well known) saying or jingle and the next person completes it with half another well known saying or jingle (or complete gibberish).

Thanks, Lymond. You were right first time, but I was distracted by the need to order some kids off my lawn.

Mr MistyCat the Elderly has now resumed taking his meds, seen the error of his ways, and is presently considering how to recover gracefully.
On the other hand, I've never been graceful.

CannibalRabbit, I've re-requested your definition in the correct place, which (as any idiot knows (Proof: I now know it)) is the "Define that Word" thread.


The memories of a man in his old age...



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.... means that only he knows that going of topic is encouraged!

How many Mrs Danvers does it..............

How many Mrs Danverseses does it take to make the best savoury meatpie : ever.



Pastry should be...

... carefully peeled from from the eggless egg & bacon pie, leaving some bacon which can then be placed on a bacon base, surrounded by bacon with a bacon topping decorated with bacon, drizzled with bacon and then served with bacon garnish. Bacon sprinkles optional.

The king of all carnivore food...

...is Heston Blumenthal's zucchini slice.

This little piggy ...

..dressed out at 75% body weight and was good for two roasts, some good fry ups, trotters, and half a pound of sausages.


Never look a gift wombat in the ......

never look a gift wombat in the eye...it means that you're lying down and have become easy prey for all kinds of predators.


Staring at the sky too long will...

...give you the blues, unless it is rainin when you get pnue, pune, bother, wet with tears in your genitalia

Oh dear Bunnyducks, Didn't you forget a little addenda to the above train of thought.

BUNYIP BUNYIP your go Darlin'

Many apologies for forgetting the feed line...so,


I spy with my little eye something beginning with a fit of.....

...icy cold showers.

This is just another ...

...problem with the boiler, try pressing the reset button.


British Gas - looking after your...

... money.

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Service? I remember when that meant.........................