...non-plastic Tupperware^© on the farm.

The shepherd was elbow-deep...

... the cowherd was in up to the shoulder.


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All creatures great..............

Fun (know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink)


Balls that hit the net won't...

... scare the fish off.

Zippity do dah ...

..zippity ayyy
what am I going to use for cash today????????

Plenty of bills comiong my way
zippety doo dah zippity ayyyy.



Once I had a secret, love, that......*

*I heard Kathy Kirby on the radio yesterday singing this. Haven't heard it for about 3 decades. Also heard the other big song of hers what I've now forgot.

... I gave to a woman on the train. When I came back, she'd eaten it, the greedy whatsit!!


And all because the lady loves...

And all because the lady loves to let me go-o let me go-o, le-et me go, lover, let me...

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

...explodes into a fully fledged multiverse.

Trifle is one of the traditional ...

Trifle is one of the traditional games played with affections


No party is complete without...

....custard, I think, maybe brandy custard if the party is to successfully campaign in the next whatever.


And without lumps, regardless of whether they belonged to your mother or not!




It is t6raditional when entering a Japanese house of ill repute at midnight on New Years Eve to have in your hand.....

....custard, I think, maybe brandy custard if the party is to successfully campaign in the next whatever.


And without lumps, regardless of whether they belonged to your mother or not!




It is t6raditional when entering a Japanese house of ill repute at midnight on New Years Eve to have in your hand.....

... an akebi because it's blue.



It's traditional to wear wode when...

... not wanting to to wear braces, vests, pants, boots with laces, spats, hats, shirts of cotton, tin, flannel, Oxford commas or pyjamas.

What's the good of wearing braces,
Vests and pants and boots with laces,
Spats or hats you buy in places
Down the old High Road Road?

What's the use of shirts of cotton,
Studs that always get forgotten?
These affairs are simply rotten:
Better far is woad.

Woad's the stuff to show, men.
Woad to scare your foemen:
Boil it to a brilliant hue
And rub it on your back and your abdomen.

Ancient Briton never hit on
Anything as good as woad to fit on
Neck, or knees, or where you sit on.
Tailors, you be blowed.

Romans came across the Channel
All wrapped up in tin and flannel:
Half a pint of woad per man'll
Dress us more than these.

Saxon, you can waste your stitches
Building beds for bugs in breeches:
We have woad to clothe us, which is
Not a nest for fleas.

Romans keep your armours;
Saxons your pyjamas:
Hairy coats were meant for goats,
Gorillas, yaks, retriever dogs and llamas.

Tramp up Snowdon with our woad on:
Never mind if we get rained or blowed on.
Never want a button sewed on.
Go it, Ancient B's.

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I think that I shall never smell...

... however from the expressions on the faces of passersby, perhaps I do.

conventions can be.......

Conventions can be dull to point of torture and can lead to delegates extracting their own teeth, one by one and pressing them into the eyes of their neighbours.

(I say , wasn't Misty's poem rather good?)

Medical plasters can never....