(continued from "There will always be a game" )
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......put a pencil to his head, slipped and filled him full of lead
with all acknowledgements to Rolf Harris

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Half a pound of tuppeny rice.........



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can still kill if travelling at high enough velocities

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I shot a man in Reno...

... and received folsom praise from the audience.

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Here we are once again on another one night stand
Major Happy's Up ..........

...but Colonel Grumpy is merely feeling depressed

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Fee Fi Fo Fum
I smell the blood of an.....

innocent vic-tum

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It is a truth universally anknowledged that...

... the internet was designed by the Chronoguard.

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It was the best of times, it was ...

...that little happy warm snuggly time when you wake up at your normal "going to work" time and realise that it's Saturday and you can go back to sleep.

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It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the expression “as pretty as an......



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…alligator with a bow-tie.

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There's no justice, there's just…

lawyers.

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Australians all, let us rejoice, for we are.....


(lays open the trap and wonders who will walk into it)



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..all living in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...

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I like to be
under the sea
In an octopusses garden in the........

ancient forgotten city of Ry'Leh
Lost to the stars, and forever at rest


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If you can keep your head when all around you

....have been be-headed, the obviously you got to the axe first.

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It was a dark and stormy.................

...teacup, clearly not enough milk.

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We shall fight them on the....

...playing fields of England, and have a nice Pimms afterwards.


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When a guy chooses a girl over his pals......



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....it is another sign of the impending apolcalypse

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Halfway up the stair is the stair where I ......

suddenly realise I forgot my glasses, then when I start going back down, completely forget what I was doing anyway.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

All things bright and ...

...stupidly loud ought to be banned after a saturday night.

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(Turn around) every now and then I...

....get worried that those stupid kids with glowing eyes will be behind me - again.And don't get me started about Jim!

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And I've hawked all my yesterdays
Don't try and change my........

...underwear. It's sentient now and I can't vouch for its behaviour

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When the eel that you feel is not really an eel it's a.......

Moray.

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If god had meant us to fly