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The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 23, 2007 11:24AM

(continued from "There will always be a game" )
[www.jasperfforde.com]

......put a pencil to his head, slipped and filled him full of lead
with all acknowledgements to Rolf Harris

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Half a pound of tuppeny rice.........



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/23/2007 11:25AM by SkidMarks.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: January 23, 2007 02:00PM

can still kill if travelling at high enough velocities

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I shot a man in Reno...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 23, 2007 03:39PM

... and received folsom praise from the audience.

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Here we are once again on another one night stand
Major Happy's Up ..........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: January 24, 2007 10:25AM

...but Colonel Grumpy is merely feeling depressed

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Fee Fi Fo Fum
I smell the blood of an.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: January 24, 2007 04:39PM

innocent vic-tum

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It is a truth universally anknowledged that...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Anne (81.171.227.---)
Date: January 24, 2007 05:15PM

... the internet was designed by the Chronoguard.

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It was the best of times, it was ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: January 24, 2007 05:23PM

...that little happy warm snuggly time when you wake up at your normal "going to work" time and realise that it's Saturday and you can go back to sleep.

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It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the expression “as pretty as an......



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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: January 24, 2007 07:10PM

…alligator with a bow-tie.

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There's no justice, there's just…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: January 24, 2007 10:05PM

lawyers.

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Australians all, let us rejoice, for we are.....


(lays open the trap and wonders who will walk into it)



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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: January 25, 2007 08:53AM

..all living in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...

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I like to be
under the sea
In an octopusses garden in the........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: January 25, 2007 09:03AM

ancient forgotten city of Ry'Leh
Lost to the stars, and forever at rest


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If you can keep your head when all around you

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 25, 2007 10:33AM

....have been be-headed, the obviously you got to the axe first.

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It was a dark and stormy.................

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: January 25, 2007 11:09PM

...teacup, clearly not enough milk.

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We shall fight them on the....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: annie (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: January 26, 2007 07:06AM

...playing fields of England, and have a nice Pimms afterwards.


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When a guy chooses a girl over his pals......



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/26/2007 07:06AM by annie.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: January 26, 2007 09:10AM

....it is another sign of the impending apolcalypse

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Halfway up the stair is the stair where I ......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: January 26, 2007 09:17AM

suddenly realise I forgot my glasses, then when I start going back down, completely forget what I was doing anyway.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

All things bright and ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.163.---)
Date: January 26, 2007 10:36AM

...stupidly loud ought to be banned after a saturday night.

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(Turn around) every now and then I...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: January 26, 2007 10:44AM

....get worried that those stupid kids with glowing eyes will be behind me - again.And don't get me started about Jim!

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And I've hawked all my yesterdays
Don't try and change my........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: January 26, 2007 11:32AM

...underwear. It's sentient now and I can't vouch for its behaviour

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When the eel that you feel is not really an eel it's a.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: January 26, 2007 11:54AM

Moray.

10010101101010111010100000100101111

If god had meant us to fly

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