(I will delve into my dictionary and see what I can find)

...to complete the rhyme disaster is a-courting.

yes I cheated and went back to the original

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fifteen sixteen....

I'm avoiding the kitchen.

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Seventeen, eighteen....

And I'm tired of waiting!

nineteen, twenty...

...I think thats plenty

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She's broken all the super hearts of the Super................

...egofragiletastic (ok bored now)


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There was an ancient ...

... peanut butter sandwich lurking in my locker. How'd that get there? I don't even like peanut butter!


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In February 1917 Tsar Nicholas II abdicated due to ...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/18/2007 06:31PM by JaneElliot.

[off-topic] This reminds me of what my AP European History teacher called the bald-hairy cycle. See, all Russian leaders starting with the last tsar alternated between being bald and hairy, and all the bald ones were into reform and progress while the hairy ones were into squashing people. It's true!
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…a strange epidemic of itching powder in his trousers, which made sitting on his throne uncomfortable.
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If I was that close to a horse's w*****, I'd be more worried about…

...getting something on my tights!

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There was a lady lov'd a...

....plate of bacon, porkchops and even a good black pudding

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Hey diddle diddle......

..the cat ate the fiddle and the cow produced enough methane to punch a substantial hole in the ozone layer.......

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her....

chesterfield. It's a hell of a lot comfier than the ground.

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Jack and Jill went *up* the hill...

....which in this age of allegedly unfit obese children is well worth celebrating.....

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Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor doggy a.......

...pooper-scooper, hoping to teach it to clean up iafter itself.

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Old King Cole was a..............

...relic of an out-moded feudal heirarchy that only cane to power because his ancestors lied, cheated, murdered and stole their way to the top of the heap.
But apparently he waved very nicely at his subjects and on special occasions made short and suitably forgettable speeches, so that's alright then.

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I wandered lonely as a...

.....former reality TV show "star" with chronic BO, a large ego and bad hair

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His name, as I ought to have told you before, Is really .......

really long, which is why I didn't tell you what it was.

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If you go down in the woods today...

(changed to to the woods today to avoid unecessary rudeness)
.......... be prepared to swing your chopper.

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Beneath the leaves, where nobody sees, there's Goldilocks........

again, being edited for unwarrented rudeness
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Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor...

player, who can't get any good parts these days due to the ex soap stars and so called celebrities who are muscling in on what used to be his territory




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Isn't it funny how a bee likes hunny

...A's like jam and C's like marmalade?

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Dear Andre what a splendid...