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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 21, 2007 04:59PM

...use for a chanelier.

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Ooh, Betty, I've......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: February 21, 2007 05:25PM

...fallen off the chandelier, call me an ambulance!

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Here goes the fork into the....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (67.15.24.---)
Date: February 21, 2007 05:41PM

...light socket. I can illustrate that natural selection works.

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It`s a dirty job, but...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (67.15.24.---)
Date: February 21, 2007 05:49PM

(Oops. Double. Sorry.)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/21/2007 06:15PM by Chris.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: February 21, 2007 07:48PM

…fortunately, some of us can afford to pay others to do it.

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You never know how much people like you until…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.l4a.c1.dsl.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 21, 2007 09:04PM

... you win the lottery!

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"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr Bond, I expect you to ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: February 22, 2007 06:56AM

snap off an excruciating pun then save the day as soon as I've revealed the details of my evil plan...

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Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: February 22, 2007 09:25AM

a retro sub lieutenant

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To a garden full of roses cometh one to gather......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.wfd87b.dsl.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 23, 2007 08:36PM

... cabbages.

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Let man's soul be a ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (67.15.24.---)
Date: February 23, 2007 09:12PM

...rejected excuse to avoid buying Valentine`s Day presents.

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I told you, I`m not allowed to argue unless...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/23/2007 09:13PM by Chris.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 24, 2007 08:39AM

... you have had your being hit on the head lessons.

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There's two kinds of folks in Purgatory. Vampires and....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: splat21 (---.server.ntli.net)
Date: February 24, 2007 10:55AM

moi.

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'Twas brillig...

yeah, I know, but it's traditional.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: February 25, 2007 04:13AM

...Gazundheit

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Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (---.b-ras1.srl.dublin.eircom.net)
Date: February 25, 2007 03:32PM

...care about because we don't know we don't know them.

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The time has come, The Walrus said, to talk of.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 26, 2007 08:47AM

... dentists and overbites.

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(and also by Lewis Carroll)

And cannot pleasures, while they last,
Be actual unless...........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (67.15.24.---)
Date: February 26, 2007 06:25PM

...you get a tan from standing in the English rain?

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Picture yourself in a boat...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 27, 2007 06:40AM

...said Jerome K. Jerome.

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Lemonade pie with a brand new car
Cantaloupe eyes come to....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: February 27, 2007 08:40AM

…look at watermelon shoes.

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Ask not what your country can do for you, but…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: February 27, 2007 11:07AM

...do ask about our fabulous special offers

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Stop the thread I need a....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: February 28, 2007 04:58PM

...needle.



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