...stop you from doing any more unnecessary running

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He who laughs last................

...probably still doesn`t get the joke.

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A penny saved is...

.... a penny not fulfilling it's full capatalist potential.

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{off topic} - seriously Muse - amazing shoes!!

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The tie is undoubtedly regimental as is the stance - either that or someone has sewn a broom handle into the back of his....

....car that pokes him in the neck until he's ramrod straight in self defence

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Humphrey, we're......

Boooorrn Freeeeee, as freeee as the wind bloooows!

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Quentin Wilson has read a great many books and is prone to inserting large and complicated bits of......

...origami into them as rather lumpy bookmarks.

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Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?

Time slashers. Still at least time only got nicked, not actually stabbed.

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Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall.........

...conplain bitterly about all the wasted gold on a grenade that's just going to be blown up then nail stuff on the church door. I mean, they *could* use blu-tack
..............................

...Ford, stop it, you're turning into an infinate...

... number of Shakespeares who want to show me this banana that they have found.

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I feel like a military academy: bits......................

...of Trillian keep making me want to polish my rifle.

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Oh, Deep Thought, what we want to know is...

of me keep getting filmed doing inappropriat things (and then passing out!)

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A funny thing happened on.....

...What is the average airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?

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In a tree by a river, a little tom-tit...


(edit: I was continuting Chris's quote; nemades appears to have been responding to SkidMarks')



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2007 06:44PM by Puck.

{ooh, Chris and I must have been pondering at the same time - doo do doo do doo do doo do! I will now respond to Puck!}


Wished he was a King fisher as he was hungry.

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A funny thing happened on......

...the way to the theatre once. Only that once though. The rest of the time they were lying.

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As some day it may happen that a victim must be...

............selected from my list and fed to the squirrels

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A series of Rashomon-like flashback accounts shape the story of how one man defeated three assassins who sought to murder .................

.....his beloved penguin

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a singe man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a .......

... bucket of water - never underestimate how serious a singe can be..... ;)

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My claim to fame was to main and to mangle, vengeance was......

(I officially have the flu, was just back from the doctors when I thought I would go online so that is my excuse for bad typing!) (I haven't had the flu for years - gah just my luck) (Indeed, singes can be very dangerous!)

....the domain of the squirrels!

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how could he have realised that his actions would set off a catastrophic chain of events resulting in...

.....many people being singed - some seriously.

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I'm tired of being what you want me to........

be - I want to be..... A LUMBERJACK

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Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at......