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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 06, 2007 12:47PM

....Burger King

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sometimes, all I need is the air that I breath and to........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 06, 2007 01:13PM

....blow up a ballooon with it.

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I think. I think I am, Therefore.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 06, 2007 02:17PM

....I am the walrus

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And when I smile, this magic will comfort your.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.l5.c4.dsl.pol.co.uk)
Date: March 06, 2007 09:23PM

... poor exhausted brain that is left gibbering in the corner from too much coursework.

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Summer breeze makes me feel ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 06, 2007 10:12PM

sneezy, cursed hay fever!

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sometimes, when I close my eyes I see....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 07, 2007 06:24AM

Um. Dark.

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The tax-man's taken all my dough, and left me in my...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 07, 2007 10:02AM

..underwear tied to a bed. Tax guys are really kinky that way.

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On her black satin sheets is where he started to ......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 07, 2007 10:28AM

... find evidence of the murder.

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The smoke formed a ....

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 07, 2007 01:52PM

...union!

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follow the yellow....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Anne (81.171.227.---)
Date: March 07, 2007 02:04PM

... signs to find other lonely daffodils looking for hosts and hostesses.

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The value of your investment may ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 07, 2007 05:15PM

......be enough to pay for the phone call to complain after we have finished playing with it.

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Watch out, there's a................

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (67.15.24.---)
Date: March 07, 2007 06:28PM

...three-syllable word in your high school textbook.

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There`s a lady who`s sure...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 07, 2007 07:54PM

....all her critters are old.

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ding, dong....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 08, 2007 07:56AM

...that old witch selling perfume is at the door. Let's hope she drowns in the River Avon.

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself .......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 08, 2007 12:34PM

.....which was nice because it meant that he didn't need to become a Scientologist.

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He is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 08, 2007 12:49PM

...offshore bank account!

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Teachers shape the....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 08, 2007 01:41PM

.....bottles that way so you won't drop them

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It was a dark and stormy night.........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 08, 2007 03:07PM

....in some part of the world, but not here.

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His lawyer was here yesterday to clean.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Puck (---.landmark.edu)
Date: March 08, 2007 06:54PM

... out his bank account with egregious fees.

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Madam, if I were Herod in the middle of the massacre of the innocents...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (67.15.24.---)
Date: March 08, 2007 09:48PM

...I still would not pay that much for your homemade jewelry.

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Our chief weapons are surprise, fear and...

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