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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 08, 2007 10:21PM

.... Cheese (dramatic sreeching violin scale with cello trem for atmosphere)

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Everything is going to be alright now cos....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 11, 2007 03:47AM

... We've opened a public enquiry. So no-one will ever find out.

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...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: March 12, 2007 05:46AM

…er…wait…now I've confused myself. Tell you what, don't drink either of them, just toss your drink in the other guy's face, draw your sword, and run in the other direction.
(Good movie!)

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Every time we say goodbye…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 12, 2007 10:51AM

....I turn around and you're still following me. SOD OFF STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teeth are extruded and bones are ground then baked into.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 12, 2007 05:55PM

....fairy-bone cakes! A fat/taste free alternative to yummy yummy fairy cakes!

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An apple a day keeps.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 12, 2007 07:06PM

...falling on Isaac Newton

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As I was going over the far, famed............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: annie.leader-biblio (---.lutn.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 12, 2007 07:48PM

....fast fat agricultural area

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Never let it be said..

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 13, 2007 09:15AM

...

--------------------------(sorry it wasn't said)----------

Greetings, my friends! We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 13, 2007 11:40AM

...Therefore we am...

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It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 13, 2007 02:48PM

....the rakes again

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It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two ordinary.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 14, 2007 12:02AM

...young crazy skunks were tricked into eating genetically modified peas.

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You know, from up here that cow looks and awful lot like....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: March 14, 2007 05:36AM

…my mother in law, but that would be an insult to the cow.

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Don't throw bouquets at me…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 14, 2007 12:39PM

unless a thorn in the hand really is worth two in the bush...

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On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 14, 2007 01:08PM

...to Tesco's every Thursday......

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Watch out, watch out, there's a......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 14, 2007 10:52PM

...goat!

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Some say that he survives soley on......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 15, 2007 09:13AM

...the revenue from his book, but then that was Black Stig.

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Hold it baby. How about giving us the Dance of the Two....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 15, 2007 09:49AM

...moderately plump fairies of a certain age......

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My name is Grimmy and I've come to reap your immortal......



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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 15, 2007 10:40AM

...haddock.

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Evolution takes no......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: March 15, 2007 12:52PM

...for an answer, if you are only stuborn enough. Turtles beeing a point in case.



Life is short and then...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 15, 2007 01:29PM

...you get out on parole.....

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You know, some guys just can't take their.....

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