...driving tests!

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The contingency that they put in is bigger than their actual.....

Heads. Never, NEVER try to swallow a contingency bigger than your own head.

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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare...

.. a small picnic and we can eat it by the grave.

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And there is something you do not know: I am not......

...your father after all Luke. Seeing the way you turned out, I'd vote for JarJar.............or possibly Yoda....your mother was a muppet groupie......


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If I were not a little mad and generally silly I would give you my....

Chipmunks, however I am mad and more than silly.....

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You want a mash, a clashy mishmash not a smooth.....

...talkin' guy with Rohypnol

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What's the matter you eh? Gotta no......

...chance of Ultravox getting 'Vienna' to number 1 widda me here.

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This means nothing to....

...the Squirrels, they have threir own problems.

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badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger....

...They are black and white. They don't fight, except for mating rights and territory.
(Badgers and zebras
Skunks, oh yeah
Little ring-tailed leemurs
Living together in harmony)

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A cat cries out in the night...

... yet when you get up in the cold darkness, plod downstairs without your slippers and open the door, letting in a freezing breeze that spatters you with sleet and damp leaves, the evil little tyrant refuses to come in.

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The whispers in the morning of....

hot coffee and an hour snuggled up with my book are enough to drive me out of bed



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The curious incident of the dog in...........

…the garbage can, or should we say the incident of the curious dog in the garbage can?

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What I do not invent, I cannot…

claim the royalties on. Shame really.

.......................

You know, I think it was GK Chesterton who once said, The follies, of my youth...

Was a great show, perhaps not as good as Rock Follies, but certainly up there.

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There's many a mickle ...............

pickle in the fickle friend of the tickle monster.

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I never saw him live.....

...but Derek Acora reports that he is still worth seeing.

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No such thing as........

....a bad bar of chocolate......


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It was Della and the Dealer and a dog named Jake and a cat named.....

...Trevor who stole the crown jewels.

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How do you solve a problem like.......

...reality tv?

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Any dream will..........

…turn into a nightmare if you stay asleep long enough. Short catnaps are the way to go!

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If I were a rich…