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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 27, 2007 09:35AM

...creamy chocolate bar, my life would be shorter.....

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I'm losing on the swings, I'm losing on the.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 27, 2007 12:22PM

I'd be. Um. Rich. That's all that really matters in that sentence.
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I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 27, 2007 12:58PM

.....slides, I'm losing on the monkey frame. It had better be a really good roundabout. (for xm)
.....Are you sure this is the new Australian National Anthem? (for BK)

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I've been over the top at.....................

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 27, 2007 11:05PM

...A Black Adder reunion! (I wish!)

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This old town don't smell too.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 28, 2007 10:05AM

... much like old people but more like damp wood.

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He ran through the ...

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 28, 2007 11:40AM

...pane of glass that was being carried across the road in preparation for a car chase that was going on behind him.

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How long do you want to be......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (67.134.168.---)
Date: March 28, 2007 08:00PM

...or shall I just give you the enhancement surgery brochure, so you can think about it?

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I'd like to be under the sea, in...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 28, 2007 08:04PM

...40 years time, hopefully the retirement oppertunities will be slightly broader!

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Meanwhile, in the post office Mrs Honeyman eeps a watchful eye on the....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 29, 2007 09:25AM

...badly disguised honey monster that's lurking in the Sugar Puff aisle.....


If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 29, 2007 09:38AM

....Rentokill!

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Once upon a time there were three........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 29, 2007 10:14AM

...blind mice which ran around the church and up the ladies skirts.

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The time is....

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: March 29, 2007 12:43PM

come. Phone the number shown on the screen now, and give me the answer. Come on, it is easy! Or the money will go to another caller...(ad libitum until the sun comes up)



Down by the river...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 29, 2007 06:33PM

.... is where the neds go to taunt riverside tramps.

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Much had been made of the fact that she....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 30, 2007 10:44AM

...was one of the backing dancers on the video for "Jump up and down and wave your knickers in the air". It was not considered to be a good activity for a nun to engage in.

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Help help here come the.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 30, 2007 01:57PM

....Jonathan King songs.

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Reggae, reggae, reggae, here comes ...............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 31, 2007 01:19AM

...reggae reggae sauce...

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....Who built the ark....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 31, 2007 01:27PM

... and forgot to factor in the weight of two of every type of manure?

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screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from Japan, he could...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: April 02, 2007 08:59AM

...miaow in an atonal way that conveyed amazingly subtle nuances of meaning

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Gitchy gitchy ya ya ya ya........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Chris (67.15.24.---)
Date: April 02, 2007 05:47PM

....oh, that`s it. Thank you. That was the worst back itch I`ve had in a long time.

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Imagine no possessions...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: April 02, 2007 08:52PM

...then imagine a world where moving house is so much simpler!

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Thats a bit expensive even for two dozen.....

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