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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: April 03, 2007 05:58AM

kilos of meth amphetimine, let alone an easter egg!
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Like the Beat Beat Beat of the tom-toms...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: April 03, 2007 09:07AM

...the whip whip whip of the Tim Tims was an unpleasant corporal punishment

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There is a castle on a cloud. I like to go there in.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: April 03, 2007 12:41PM

my private helicopter and play Croquet on the floating lawn.

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Death before dishonour, nothing before....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: April 03, 2007 01:13PM

breakfast.

...


Hi ho, hi ho...




(oh, and you've all lost!)

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: April 03, 2007 01:41PM

(Nothing before breakfast... snort!)

...It's off. Better chuck it and get a new batch.
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We're happy little vegimites as bright as...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: April 03, 2007 06:42PM

...marmite!

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This little light of mine, i'm gonna let it....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 04, 2007 06:21AM

....stay switched off and help save the planet.

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Some say that he...........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: April 04, 2007 12:22PM

...is actually James may and Jeremy Clarckson's love child, and he likes to play Bach on the piano whilst wearing head to toe denim on the back of a speeding Jaguar!

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I closed my eyes, drew back the.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: April 04, 2007 02:23PM

...veil to beyond and discovered that even purgatory is a call centre....

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It won't be easy, you'll think it....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: April 04, 2007 03:44PM

...strange, when I levitate across the stage using only half an orange and a 2B pencil

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So tell me why should it be true, that I get a....



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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 04, 2007 03:51PM

... pain in my bum from sitting on a 2B pencil stuck in half an orange?

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Weaver of life, let me look and see
The pattern of my life gone by,
Shown on your............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: April 05, 2007 09:04PM

bottom!

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he who pulls this sword from this.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 05, 2007 09:29PM

birthday cake can have the first slice.

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Adventure hinges on more than just a ..........

(bottom!. Nem, I will have serious trouble listening to Family from now on.)

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: April 05, 2007 10:49PM

...misguided sense of obligation to fighting litter louts!

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He may be all things to all people but to me he is just....

(sorry Skids, couldn't resist it, it just happened!)

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 05, 2007 11:50PM

(putting aside the image of Roger Chapman as a gay icon) No. It was brilliant!


.....a man called Jayne.

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This is one river you do not want to...........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Puck (---.landmark.edu)
Date: April 06, 2007 01:47AM

... cross (because she can kill you with her mind).

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I just want to tell you that, whatever happens here,...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: April 08, 2007 03:10PM

...I am still not buying you a pony for your birthday!

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You know, it ain't altogether wise, sneaking up on a man when he's handling his....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: April 09, 2007 01:51PM

Easter eggs...

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In the tooooooown, where I was boooooorn, lived a ma-a-aaan who...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 09, 2007 03:35PM

...needed disemvowelling.

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I'd like to be, under...............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: April 09, 2007 10:09PM

...under a tree!

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But now my life has changed in oh so many ways, my independence seems to vanish in the....

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