...A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness-
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!

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Fifty-seven academics just...

... postualating- fifty-siiiiiix onion rings. fifty five blah di blahs...(insert own lyrics here)... and a partridge inna pear tree.

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I dont see no changes...

...but that doesn't neccesarilly mean they aren't happening.

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They all laughed at Christopher Columbus, when he said...

…watch while I do a handstand on this barrel and juggle oranges with my feet while whistling "Dixie"!

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Forty-seven ginger headed sailors…

... and Graham Norton can't get to the party.

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Nearly everybody has been mentally tortured at one point in their lives by an ...

evil platypus. However, no-one talks about it.

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Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry merry.........



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...Pippen, Sam and Frodo ignore him. Strider's king of (well, from) the bush*, is he!


*with the possible exception of Tom Bombadil, who is really more of a policeman of/and minor anthropomorphical personification of nature...
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One's for sorrow, two's for joy, three is a letter, four is a...

...golf ball heading your way, so duck!

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I am not interested in getting into a ding-dong between the Scottish Socialists and the Solidarity party, my focus is on....

(Ah the phrases you hear during election time!)

...ensuring the witch is actually dead and stealing her shoes. You guys can "ding dong" all you like.

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But I don't feel like dancin' when the old........

...girls are cutting things up.

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Swearing to heaven Is this a promise we keep
Or one we break......

... Like every other sort of promise I suppose.
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The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in...

...the quality of this cheese. I know cheese does occasionally have mould in it, but I don't think it's supposed to be furry.

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But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the.....

really really pointy light. Usually only the heavy breaks winds, but that pointy stuff can do it every time.

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We built this city on......................

...another city at the same place. But the inhabitants were all dead.

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Each night, between four and five, when a gentle blue mist is trailed in front of the black sky,...

...The moon sneezes.

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This term could be misleading in that it suggests ill-considered approaches on.....

...the M6

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Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us......

....forget all of the woes in the world today with your sweet song, but you can't so never mind.

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It isn't just any milk, it's...

....yak milk. that's why it's pink. Yes I know we could have achieved the same effect by adding strawberries to cow's milk and it would taste a lot better but we didn't - so drink it!

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All your life you've never seen a woman taken by the......

...Horse goddess and then three turn up at once.

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I can still hear you saying
You would never break the ..........

...car, which is why you ran off the road at 80mph instead of 20.

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Blue, blue caravan winding down to the...