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"The rhythm of life is a coffee bean fired through a sugar cane at the central nervous system. " That's rather beautiful, isn't it? Very apt.
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...be pre-recorded and overlaid with laugh tracks.
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I was working in the lab late one night, When my eyes beheld an...
.....a huge stack of potatoes, which had been boiled and then crushed with salt, pepper, butter and a little garlic. Suddenly I realized that this was so big that it could only be described as a Monster Mash.
......to the rescue. Dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum dum dum...waddya mean that tune is copyright? Ok how about Da da DAHHHH da da... oh that one too? Then maybe Dinna dinna dinna dinna dinna dinna....Oh COME ON! What does a hero duo have to do to get a decent theme tune around here!
...Battenburg cake, but the fine folk at the fforum donated some more so all was well.
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