...Top Gear studios where the boys will no doubt think up some dreadful, cruel and humiliating demise for you much to the amusment of thousands.

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The rhythm of life is a....

(edit - darn spelling!)



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...Coffee bean fired through a sugar cane at the central nervous system.

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The show must...

"The rhythm of life is a coffee bean fired through a sugar cane at the central nervous system. " That's rather beautiful, isn't it? Very apt.
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...be pre-recorded and overlaid with laugh tracks.

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I was working in the lab late one night, When my eyes beheld an...

.....a huge stack of potatoes, which had been boiled and then crushed with salt, pepper, butter and a little garlic. Suddenly I realized that this was so big that it could only be described as a Monster Mash.

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My pink half of the drainpipe, I will ..........

...paint black to match the other half. Two tone drainpipes are just SOOOOo passe these days.


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Night falls. I fall. And where were you? Where.....

...is that trampoline when you need a landing area....ooof <smack landing>

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Ouch - You didn't have to go and....

...hit me quite so hard with that wrecking ball, it was only meant to be a film stunt!

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Looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on...



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... the way to the exit.

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Zebra Kid and Horace Bachelor..........

......to the rescue. Dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum dum dum...waddya mean that tune is copyright? Ok how about Da da DAHHHH da da... oh that one too? Then maybe Dinna dinna dinna dinna dinna dinna....Oh COME ON! What does a hero duo have to do to get a decent theme tune around here!

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Hairspray
(my momma told me not to use it)
Hairspray
(but if I don't I'm gonna.............

help the environment.

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from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I...

...am entering anger manegement as this negitive energy is wreaking havock with my karma.

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The goat was very angry that the robin had stolen some of his....

...Battenburg cake, but the fine folk at the fforum donated some more so all was well.
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Lets kick some....

...fotballs!

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Since you've been gone, I can....



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talk about you behind your back.

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In the name of the Lollypop Guild, We wish to...

discriminate against those little critters who live near Oz.

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The world of Glorantha obeys the mysterious laws of magic, rather than the reliable, repeatable ones of........

…cartoon physics!

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If a brick weighs nine pounds and half a brick, how much does…

...my head hurt when people start getting mathematical?

(I have major respect for all those who are mathematical!)

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It was 6.30am in the Holiday Inn, just before the police...

...left the lock-in at the bar.

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It's too orangy for...........

green.

...............

Go, go gadget...

...Goggomobil.

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So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face...

(it is May Day, after all)