late, I'm late, for a very important date. Don't have time to say goodbye, hello I'm late, I'm late

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By the power

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

…of the thrice-charmed noodle, I do declare myself Lord of the Pumpernickel, Master of Lemmings, and Counter of Lampshades!

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By the pricking of my thumbs…

(Welcome, Logic Sword! Pie will be around shortly; in the meantime, why don't you introduce yourself and make yourself at home?)

I realised that gardening is for schmucks.


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Fee fie fo fum...

<Hi, Logic Sword. I'm pretty new around here myself. It's a wild ride, I'll tell ya. Everyone's real friendly though and the pie's good.>

Hiya Logic Sword! Welcome to the fforum, help yourself to some cake or pie.
... And you all lost.

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... I smell the blood of an Englishman, be he alive, or be he dead, I'll pay closer attention when he starts messing about with axes.
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Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown...

in politics, unfortunately.

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When all else fails...

....you can always rely on an analog telephone. None of your fancy stuff!

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Lucy Locket lost her pocket, Kitty Fisher......



<hi logic! :) >

hi logic_sword welcome to the party.

... looked stupid when she wore sister Carrie's gold bikini

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Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of.........

...mashed up balls of paper - I really should remember to check the pockets before I do the laundry.

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Do you know the way to ...

... Stavromula Beta?

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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of...

</Hitchhikers Guide Fandomism>

{Hiya Logic! :)}

...darkness, as it is often said to flee from the light, although no one has ever said if the light catches it though?

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What good is sitting alone in your....

.....open-topped car, better known as a cabriolet.

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Money can't buy me...................

....a Stonk, but it can buy me Antarctica.

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There's nothing like a.....

...hole in the bottom of your boat to give you the incentive you need to learn to swim!

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Every female achiever is always suspected of being a...

...bloke in a dress!

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"Toast, Darth Vader?" said.......

Obiwan, in a piece of blatant cross-promotion*.
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Luke, I am your...




*'Toast', 'Got Toast' and all associated logos and images are registered trademarks of the Toast Marketing Board

long lost cousin, three times removed on you great aunt Grizelda's side. Lend us a tenner. I am family after all...


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Peanut butter is the answer to...

....the question "what makes you swell up like a balloon, turn purple and then die"

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Some people call me the space.....

......between two points but I'm not that linear.

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Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter..............

Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Thanks for the welcome. I'm slightly scared by the large offerings of pie though...

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Come to the dark side...

...you haven't put any sun screen on.

<not applicable to anyone in the Blessed Isles of Britland at the moment - the sun has gone on vacation>

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It was the best of times, it was...