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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-162.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 09, 2011 12:09AM

...meet in a parallel universe

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I think the Large Hadron Collider will...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: annie (164.53.222.---)
Date: June 09, 2011 03:38AM

....eventually be used for a clothes airer, just like the exercise bike and the treadmill.

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Chapter one. I am ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: June 09, 2011 08:00AM

... the writer of this self-referential book which I am writing about writing books about self-reference which are self-referential.

The fourth wall..

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: June 09, 2011 11:01AM

...would have been more useful if someone had thought to put a door in it.

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Je t'adore and...........
(with apologies to the Bonzos)

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-136.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 09, 2011 02:03PM

...so you can shut dat door !



Put twood int'ole and...



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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: June 09, 2011 07:27PM

...light the match and watch it burn, baby, burn!

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The cat who walked through walls was...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.196.126.17.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 09, 2011 09:45PM

..an angry bird in disguise

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AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH.........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-166.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 09, 2011 09:55PM

... bestow.

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The Internet connects ...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 10, 2011 03:23PM

...everything, well almost everything.

Everything is intertwined like ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: June 10, 2011 04:08PM

... the Internet.

Can I borrow someone's knife, please? I need...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-136.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 19, 2011 02:25PM

Reassurance about my severance pay

Is there anybody there said...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: June 20, 2011 05:10AM

..................the wally to the herbert.

If it's an empty chair then there is NO ONE sitting there.



Drives you bloody bananas, even at $13 a kilo.




>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I, Cronos,...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: June 28, 2011 07:45PM

(I have to ask. "said the wally to the herbert." ????? What does that mean?)

... I don't know what time it is.

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If no one is there...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 28, 2011 08:53PM

Then the generic twerps Wally and Herbert must be asking their question of some body else who is a different kettle of fish entirely.

A shark and its bicycle are soon...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 05, 2011 12:54AM

To be cut in half and purchased by Saatchi and Saatchi.

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A fanatic is one who...




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 05, 2011 01:33AM

is mad about collecting air conditioning units.

If I had a penny each time ...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: July 05, 2011 01:07PM

...I needed to spend one I'd break even, and my trousers would be drier.

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Rob the rich and ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 06, 2011 09:45AM

buy new trousers


weak bladders run in ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.sa.gov.au)
Date: July 07, 2011 04:08AM

history of comedy especially the 'Incontinents Marathon" see early Python.


PS: Wallys and Herberts are English expressions indicating the referred to individuals are somewhat cognitively deficient in their behaviour. Roughly equivalent to being thick as two planks.


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Noses are shining in Picardy....



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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: July 07, 2011 01:21PM

...wine glasses.

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The thin end of the ...

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