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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 30, 2011 11:47AM

...have yourself a merry little christmas.

Let go back in time and ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: November 02, 2011 04:50AM

and this time we will have great apes rather than grey drapes.


(Thank you, Stanislas Lem)



There are three types of dragon....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 02, 2011 04:41PM

Live ones, dead ones and ones that can,t decide what they are and are a real dragon the general wellbeing of fantasy fiction.


I believe in Father Christmas because....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: November 02, 2011 04:56PM

...otherwise what spin can we put on that man giving toys to children?

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Remember, remember,..............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: November 03, 2011 08:37AM

when you and I wandered lonely as a cloud across Wimbledon common trying to get from the Telegraph to the Hand in Hand?

And we had to circumnavigate the round pond!




To go where no parrot has gone before and.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: November 04, 2011 11:31AM

...know's how to throw a party!

I canae give her much...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-177.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 18, 2011 07:31PM

Because she asks so little of me.


Thirty thousand feathers on a ......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: November 22, 2011 08:41AM

...on a bed means the duvet has ripped

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The one that.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: November 22, 2011 09:38AM

...I want has just got away.

If you love them you have to ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: November 22, 2011 11:29AM

...pretend to like their family.

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When I am old I will ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-177.btcentralplus.com)
Date: November 23, 2011 08:57AM

Crumble and go rusty and nobody will love me either for what I am or for my

looks and I will probably live on worms from the garden if I have the strength

to dig them up and all the while I will smile and smile and people will think

me mad.


Leave no stone unturned in your search for...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: December 30, 2011 12:11AM

... the house key. Where did I put the house key?!!!

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Now that all the guests have gone...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-176.btcentralplus.com)
Date: December 31, 2011 02:01PM

I CAN VILLIFY THEM ,THE VILLAINS!!!


Pass me another lump of cold Christmas pud I want to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 02, 2012 11:24AM

....ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

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My New Year resolution is to ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: January 02, 2012 11:40AM

...make no promises.


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Raindrops keep falling on my...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 02, 2012 01:49PM

Umbrella


Fat bottomed girls you make....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: January 03, 2012 12:27PM

... Economy Class travel that little bit more cosy.

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When you're smiling ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 03, 2012 02:13PM

... people back away, slowly.

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Laugh, and...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 04, 2012 12:06AM

.....half don't really look like words that should rhyme.

Dave and I have....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 04, 2012 10:17AM

never done it


Mothers are...

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