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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 05, 2012 10:35AM

... the bear necessities, the bearest bear necessities.

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we are all unique just ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 05, 2012 12:12PM

........I am more unique than anyone else. (with apologies to grammaticians)

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I may not be perfect, but...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: January 05, 2012 12:22PM

... my imperfections are spectacular!

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I may not be a lady but ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: January 06, 2012 01:25PM

... he is certainly no gentleman.

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Don't look back, ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 07, 2012 03:15PM

The past will give you a nasty shock


When changing a light bulb try not to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 08, 2012 01:56PM

When changing a light bulb, try not to stick the safety-pin anywhere it shouldn't go.

If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then the opposite of "progress" is...
Mark Twain

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 09, 2012 02:24PM

If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then the opposite of "progress" is... the congress of two people who should have gone in for the Darwin Awards instead of breeding.

Sometimes its hard to know when one thing stops and another thing....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: January 09, 2012 02:38PM

...stops simultaneously. One thing at a time, please!

Would you like some mustard with your...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-179.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 10, 2012 09:34AM

Would you like some mustard with your BIG WHOPPER SPECKLE BURGER


Grey cake is to fine dining as....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: January 15, 2012 11:50AM

...grey flannel suits are to high fashion

Your parents went to ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: January 16, 2012 06:14AM

..all that expense to make you 'normal' to fit in to the 'real' world but look at you now communicating with the higher fforms of life on the fforum.



If grey cake is to grey suits what about yellow cake?

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 17, 2012 05:32PM

I think yellow cake could be termed " par for the course " especially if you eat it between holes eight and nine.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: January 18, 2012 03:09PM

Golf is a good walk.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-144.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 21, 2012 12:01AM

Golf is a good walk ...

interupted by the odd drive.

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The boy stood on the burning deck ...

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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-181.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 21, 2012 07:59PM

THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK

Whence all but he had fled

and when his feet and legs burned off

he...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Marit (159.190.251.---)
Date: January 24, 2012 09:50AM

...fell and clutched his head,

shaking from persistent cough.

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If you miss the train I'm on, you will....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: January 24, 2012 01:22PM

... need to raise elevation by about 7.5º, or possibly replace the bazooka with a howitzer.

You may believe you think you understand what you thought I meant to intend to say, but I suspect...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: January 24, 2012 04:27PM

...that you have misunderstood the implications of actual words in the context of my thoughts and experience.

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It's life, Jim........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Date: January 26, 2012 07:22AM

... on Line 2. Shall I take a message?

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Where the sidewalk ends...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: old boiler (---.range81-151.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 26, 2012 09:42PM

The real America begins


Simple Simon met a pieman...

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