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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.tafe.sa.edu.au)
Date: September 04, 2012 06:48AM

....do wonders for the wasteland.


Ecumenically speaking...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range31-51.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 12, 2012 07:53PM

Ecumenically speaking I can't repeat what the churchwarden said when he found an old French coin in the collection.


I say, I say, do lemons have feathers or did I just...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.wireless.albany.edu)
Date: September 12, 2012 08:05PM

…make a pitcher of canary-ade?

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The sum of the squares of the legs of a right triangle…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: September 12, 2012 08:53PM

...is still 3.

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When speaking of heroes, there something you ought to know........

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range31-51.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 13, 2012 09:32AM

They're not all chaps: some are sheroes.


The ancient Spanish sport of gazpacho should be encouraged when...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: September 13, 2012 11:12AM

.....the tomatoes start their annual migration

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The Costa del Sol is.............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: September 13, 2012 11:59AM

... one-third the costa del heels and del uppers. Laces are free.

Nurse! Fetch me another...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.tafe.sa.edu.au)
Date: October 03, 2012 08:09AM

....Denis Bloodnok impression.



the leaves of brown came tumbling down......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 03, 2012 10:03AM

But Chicken-Licken thought it was Armageddon


Great trees from little...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: October 03, 2012 11:40AM

..patches of soil will soon wither and die

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Yesterday, upon a stair.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 03, 2012 01:32PM

... I did wish.

Little Miss Muffett sat on a ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-168.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 11, 2012 09:06PM

Little Miss Muffet sat on a spider somewhere in a parallel universe and started World War Pink.


Brother Bertie went away to....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.wireless.albany.edu)
Date: October 12, 2012 02:40PM

…see if Jeeves wanted to play.

My father had a face that could…

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range109-149.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 13, 2012 05:47PM

A face that could melt McArthur's Park.

Every time you take the dog out for a walk, a fairy.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.tafe.sa.edu.au)
Date: October 16, 2012 05:40AM

...soils its undergarments and cannot fly.



If all the minis in England were lined up end to end......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: October 16, 2012 09:09AM

...Miss Haversham would try to overtake the lot.

The malfunction in my weapons-grade trousers has...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 16, 2012 12:18PM

...really left me panting.

Think globally ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 16, 2012 06:53PM

Think round things.

If I had a penny for every time I....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: October 16, 2012 07:55PM

..spent a penny, I would break even

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He who laughs last......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 17, 2012 08:11AM

Didn't get the joke .

Mirth in the morning is very...

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