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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: September 11, 2013 07:49AM

...non-plastic Tupperware on the farm.

The shepherd was elbow-deep...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: September 11, 2013 09:04AM

... the cowherd was in up to the shoulder.


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All creatures great..............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 11, 2013 03:26PM

Fun (know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink)


Balls that hit the net won't...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: September 13, 2013 01:32PM

... scare the fish off.

Zippity do dah ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: September 16, 2013 05:33AM

..zippity ayyy
what am I going to use for cash today????????

Plenty of bills comiong my way
zippety doo dah zippity ayyyy.



Once I had a secret, love, that......*

*I heard Kathy Kirby on the radio yesterday singing this. Haven't heard it for about 3 decades. Also heard the other big song of hers what I've now forgot.

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: September 19, 2013 04:17PM

... I gave to a woman on the train. When I came back, she'd eaten it, the greedy whatsit!!


And all because the lady loves...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-185.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 24, 2013 02:04PM

And all because the lady loves to let me go-o let me go-o, le-et me go, lover, let me...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2013 02:48AM

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2013 02:48AM

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2013 02:48AM

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2013 02:48AM

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2013 02:48AM

And so, in the occurrence of a continuity line a spontaneous event creates a singularity in which the 'many worlds' theory.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 14, 2013 11:56AM

...explodes into a fully fledged multiverse.

Trifle is one of the traditional ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 14, 2013 02:11PM

Trifle is one of the traditional games played with affections


No party is complete without...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 17, 2013 02:36AM

....custard, I think, maybe brandy custard if the party is to successfully campaign in the next whatever.


And without lumps, regardless of whether they belonged to your mother or not!




It is t6raditional when entering a Japanese house of ill repute at midnight on New Years Eve to have in your hand.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns3.way.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 17, 2013 02:36AM

....custard, I think, maybe brandy custard if the party is to successfully campaign in the next whatever.


And without lumps, regardless of whether they belonged to your mother or not!




It is t6raditional when entering a Japanese house of ill repute at midnight on New Years Eve to have in your hand.....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Sir FFlint (---.wa.westnet.com.au)
Date: February 22, 2014 03:50AM

... an akebi because it's blue.



It's traditional to wear wode when...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: February 22, 2014 04:52AM

... not wanting to to wear braces, vests, pants, boots with laces, spats, hats, shirts of cotton, tin, flannel, Oxford commas or pyjamas.

What's the good of wearing braces,
Vests and pants and boots with laces,
Spats or hats you buy in places
Down the old High Road Road?

What's the use of shirts of cotton,
Studs that always get forgotten?
These affairs are simply rotten:
Better far is woad.

Woad's the stuff to show, men.
Woad to scare your foemen:
Boil it to a brilliant hue
And rub it on your back and your abdomen.

Ancient Briton never hit on
Anything as good as woad to fit on
Neck, or knees, or where you sit on.
Tailors, you be blowed.

Romans came across the Channel
All wrapped up in tin and flannel:
Half a pint of woad per man'll
Dress us more than these.

Saxon, you can waste your stitches
Building beds for bugs in breeches:
We have woad to clothe us, which is
Not a nest for fleas.

Romans keep your armours;
Saxons your pyjamas:
Hairy coats were meant for goats,
Gorillas, yaks, retriever dogs and llamas.

Tramp up Snowdon with our woad on:
Never mind if we get rained or blowed on.
Never want a button sewed on.
Go it, Ancient B's.


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I think that I shall never smell...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 22, 2014 01:24PM

... however from the expressions on the faces of passersby, perhaps I do.

conventions can be.......

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 22, 2014 06:58PM

Conventions can be dull to point of torture and can lead to delegates extracting their own teeth, one by one and pressing them into the eyes of their neighbours.

(I say , wasn't Misty's poem rather good?)

Medical plasters can never....

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