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Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-184.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 04, 2014 02:25PM

The grand old duke became really cheesed off with hills by the time he hit 76.


Cricket is the only game which...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: April 05, 2014 05:11AM

... for excitement, speed and thrills comes even close to postal chess.

It was a dark and...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 18, 2014 06:57PM

it was a dark and frightening occurrence when the over-ripe cheese threw itself off the edge of the plate.


In Pompeii the dogs...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Sir FFlint (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 27, 2014 08:55AM

.... stay.... forever.


In space, no-one can ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 27, 2014 01:21PM

...can hear you pass wind. But will the smell spread?

he concentrated on his ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: April 28, 2014 10:14AM

...suit seals to contain the smell.

Everything is................

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-169.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 29, 2014 07:12PM

Everything is open to interpretation except for a space suit.


For sale one space-suit slightly....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: May 22, 2014 10:11AM

...corroded on the inside.

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This is Major Tom to...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 23, 2014 01:36PM

...Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

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We all live in a ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: May 23, 2014 02:35PM

We all live in an uncharted backwater of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy.


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Some people still think that digital watches are............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range86-134.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 03, 2014 09:34AM

Worn on one's finger.


Live jewellery is not....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 08, 2014 02:08PM

... not quite as electrifying as the name might suggest.

I wouldn't like to go for a year with...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 14, 2014 02:11PM

I wouldn't like to go for a year with out at least one birthday



Sticky things should...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: bunyip (101.103.82.---)
Date: June 18, 2014 03:54AM

...stick to slippery surfaces and stay.




If there are ferries in the bottom of your garden does it mean ....

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: June 18, 2014 11:27AM

... You live on the banks of the River Mersey.


Blessed are the pacemakers for............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 21, 2014 01:07PM

... boom, boom, boom let go back.

No milk today my ...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: June 22, 2014 02:45AM

...coffee's not au lait.

Two teas, please, Louise, and...

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 23, 2014 10:46PM

And please don't give the lemon a squeeze



All I want for Christmas is

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: June 24, 2014 10:42AM

...A Ferrari, a jet ski, a mansion in Northumberland and a holiday cottage in the Maldives.


Pride comes before............

Re: The game goes ever on
Posted by: OB (---.range81-157.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 30, 2014 10:29AM

Pride comes before the eland to the waterhole



Too many coach tours are not.......

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