<trumps with a lemon guage!>

<calls 'Mornington Crescent'>

<points out that CR's removal of mongeeses is illegal due to long-standing "no tongues2 convention in polite company>

<assumes that Mornington Crescent is therefore invalid>

<lays down full house consisting of doc tor and nur & say cards>

<moves ES to the library with the lead pipe, but does not make allegation>

<Wonders where SM thinks the polite company is. Checks rules to see if they have to actualy be present for the notongues2 convention to be invoked. Remains unsure.>

<Realises everybody is a little tense at the amount of time checking the rules has taken. Deflects any ill will with usual tactic of point at ES in an accusatory fashion.>

<Passes the pigs>

Slaughter a pig messily and crying Erskine Bridge move swiftly to Go .

Drink the flagon with the dragon which holds the brew that is true


Declare myself the winner.

<declares "Pinky!" to avert OB victory>

<rolls the 19 pinky dice>

<moves OB to Albania>

<collects the quantum spanner>

<rolls five sixes and places second-last card down>

<realises that can't win since must pick-up card for not saying "Uno">

<throws quantum bowl of petunias in the air in frustration>

< prepares for whale rain - again>

<Fills the flagon with the dragon with the brew that is true from the chalice with the palace and the vessel with the pestle with the pellet of the poison.>

<Trumps petunias with Squire of Knights.>

<Hoists anti-sushi umbrella>

Comb my hair into a Danny Kaye quiff, take a spanner in my hand and a lead pipe between the teeth, cry Fifteen two, fifteen four and a pair's fruit and leap into the undisputed lead again.

Feel the need for refreshment.

<thinks that OB would have except for the outburst of noise causing instant disqualification>

<points out that the treehouse is in Nid>

Has observed aforementioned play and reponds with three no trumps, a banana and half of an old page 3 from the Sun.

<Plays out of turn with a quarter of Dolly Mixture, one piece of brown string, eleven pence in notes, Mickey Mouse watch, remains of small boiled chicken, life-size statue of Sabrina, a key, and a small Welsh explosion autographed by Neddy Seagoon himself.>
<Withdraws Dolly Mixture, retires to lounge with same.>

<rolls 3 kola kubes>

<pops into mouthon sucks>

<buzzes around treehouse on sugar high, veers around fountain>

<goes for a wheelbarrow and a shovel to muck out all the play items that have been thrown about>

<has trouble lifting the undisputed lead>

<suspects a pound of disputed lead would be lighter than a pound of feathers out of a winner's crown>

Roll a ratty and a badger, then a very fine uncle Tom Cobley with Gay Abandon

Gay has a hissy fit and stops playing

Join up the dots on the hop-scotch square .

Look for support.

Finding wooden leg belabour the cheese till it is lead free again

Put salt and pepper on the chips and go for bust.

Whew!!!!

<Folds>

< Misses go due to ongoing rule perusal. Is delighted to discover that anybody who folds has to play a forfeit>

<Stands wide astride, looks down, counts two feet inclined three feet apart, declines forfeit.>
<Takes Go stones from each missed go, assembles three small mosaics, fastens together.>
<Trips on resulting triptych, falls on hard times.>
<Misses turn, continues to next exit.>

<declares 'cobblers'>

<hands a shoe to every player>

<misses 29 turns and has to grow moustache before important exam>

<sighs>

<passes the aardvark to turban on right>