Sees dog bark at above.

takes barq and sails off down the river of no return only to end up on opposite side of Treehouse.

As Treehouse is quantum it has only one side

assumes I am delerious [[is this spelled correctly, sorry, with the right letters in the right places? I am having an attack of verbal incompetence]]

resorts to chocolate covered carrot

states all above in a voice with a different timbre.

exits in shame and despair

<twigs what has been going on>

<takes the elm and steers to starboard>

<hits beech>

<pines for days long gone and hopefully to come>

<plans for second star to the left and straight on until morning>

<warns ES that his beech is in The Netherlands - probably his ship has acacia Dutch elm disease>

<like others, boughs out and leaves>

<declares tree puns over>

<takes a plane to wooden dialogue>

<palms a sandwich and moves on>

<to far corner to train for new type of pun>
<returns in ship-shape form>

< Buckles the swashes>

No NO...naughty Geg

You mean washes the buses. Play the game or we'll increase your taxis.

<flies through Treehouse on post-conference catch-up>

<blotches out acrimony with the phantom paintbrush>

<Spots Black Pig on distant horizon>

<readies the inflateables>

<sees a trapeze go flying past>

<goes and prepares a snack>

<sweet pies to the left, savoury to the right, tea in the centre>

drives from tee

looks down at shoes

sees one has made a hole in one

feels giddy and green at the thought

has green relief tea to correct matters

eats mystery pie with mushrooms and ?

relives the fall of Carthage in glorious technicolour yawn

glad Speckles is not here as an elephant has just left the room right away

Fears an attack of Qi

exits in dirction of Bourneville in seach of sustaining drink

Gets lost crossing the Alps

Follows the black pig just as it disappears over the horizon.

<is utterly lost by long string of non sequitirs>

<wonders what it all means>

<passes by a meandering black pig and feels envious of its lifestyle>

<discovers chocolate factory just over the hill from Treehouse Vale>

<ponders chances of golden tickets>

<Warns bunyip that Season 11 {[("K")]} of QI is preparing to attack.>

<Does not mention Stephen Fry's recent suicide attempt, as that would be depressing.>

<Wonders if new arrival BaldJean should be warned that no speech is permitted in Treehouse, but decides that time would be better spent in devising new and entertaining penalties for those who who who who who who who WHAM! Oh thanks, I needed that offend against the arbitrary but potent rules (or don't drink).>

<Resumes arbitration with cat over possession of premier position on sofa.>

<Waves to everyone on return from short break>

<wonders how SkidMarks knows we've been on short breaks>

<does a surveilance sweep and finds tin with a taut string attached>

<could another Treehouse have begun espionage?>

<espies a black pig>

<returns to vale with thoughts of bacon>

Hastily remove Speckles' black pig pantomime costume

Extract promise from him not to go near any butties, even the ones marked "s"

for should -be -safe

Don ginger tabby costume and wrestle with Misty and unknown chocolate coloured feline on sofa.

< Loves that CR has decided we are in a vale. Slight alarmed that Skids has chosed to fill it with waves.>

<Marks waved filled vale on silk hankerchief, folds it until very, very, very, very small>