Mealie Bins, Wheelie Bins, Schielie Bins.


Run to seek solace in Speckles' shed.

<remembers what happened to the last person in Speckles' shed>

<puts in an order for a NEW Boiler>

<sticks out tongue>

< Nervously awaits arrival of new compact comination boiler>
< Wonders what it will be combined with and if we should have it installed in the attic. >

<hopes it is not combination boiler and freezer otherwise Geg will be charged (twice) for water at ambient temperature>

Try new combinations on in the privacy of the Shed


Realise bum-freezers have been sent by mistake


Return to Senda (the new character in Game of Thrones)

Having not been on thread lately re-enters with sandcastle shaped boiler wearing combinations.

Exits Speckles shed slightly off the scent of meaningful comment

exits

Bakes a sand-castle flavoured cake to celebrate Bunyip's return to the treehouse.

<plants a flag on the Bunyip-cake>

<lays out picnic blanket & drapes bunting>

<signals that Speckles is heading towards the treehouse>

<hopes someone else can read semaphore>

<Looks back at SM, attempts to rouse the Treehouse Lifeboat Crew>

Speckles performs a sand-dance on the lawn.


Speckles lays waste to the pic-nic

<watches the entirety of the Committee's records get trashed into oblivion>

<calls out 'hoorah'>

<gets out the Treehouse lifeboat>

<looks for assistance/assistants>

Goes to local suburb named Semaphore.

looks for elephant

cannot see one

assumes it is because of all the Mars bars one has eaten.

Heard when in England that it was the comsumption of Mars bars that kept Kent free of elephants, not the random distribution of toilet paper.

looks again

sees sea marked with an s for serendipitous

sees approach of elephant seal

wonders upon a star

exits beach left......

Watch Bunyip covertly

he left the beach left, right?



leave beach in alone direction, crushing speckles favorite conch (spitefully)

<Awakens from suntanning semi-nude slumber on beach to elephantine accusations of conch-crushing crunchery.>
<Desperately protests innocence.>
<Introduces Speckles to Pinniped PlayPals Sea Elephant Online Dating Site.>
<Takes advantage of resultant distraction to gallop rapidly off in all directions.>

<Dresses. Pants.>

<worries that people have started dressing pants>

<pants are to be worn, not dressed>

I don't know about that.

I have a moth friend and she states that apart from polyeater threads it can be an adventure to eat one's way throuigh a wardrobe.


Exits to a kitchen fracas where the butter flies. (apologies)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/08/2013 03:14AM by bunyip.

<deducts five points from Bunyip for speech>

<enters to kitchen fracas, finds no refuge from animals, vegetables and minerals>

<exits to larder>

<Moves further back into larder shadows.>
<Guiltily wipes unspecified crumbs from mouth.>
<Reconsiders, regrets nothing, sets iPod to Piaf, rests.>