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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: bunyip (---.lns5.fli.bigpond.net.au)
Date: April 03, 2014 02:26AM
Generates electricity using 'pie zeo electrice effect'.
Not a revolting taste as you would imagine, in fact it amplifies the sensation of eating at ohm.
It only Hertz when I laugh.
Not a revolting taste as you would imagine, in fact it amplifies the sensation of eating at ohm.
It only Hertz when I laugh.
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-184.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 04, 2014 02:37PM
When the moon hits your eye like this,like, really big pizza pie that generates mega-hertzes marked s for sore
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: June 16, 2014 01:59PM
<sets the moon down for reallocation due to frequent pizza pie misidentifications>
<invites suggestions for new location of moon>
<Wyoming already on list, apparently>
<invites suggestions for new location of moon>
<Wyoming already on list, apparently>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: bunyip (101.103.82.---)
Date: June 18, 2014 03:49AM
Has returned to fforums after being absent for a bit. Bit has now gone back to mother.
Is worried about being mooned.
Leaves page so as to maximise safety.
Is worried about being mooned.
Leaves page so as to maximise safety.
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-134.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 20, 2014 07:08PM
Puts out welcome back flags for Egon and Bunners
Finds Speckles in the hall facing the other way with his trousers down.
realise at once that the moon is very large.
Finds Speckles in the hall facing the other way with his trousers down.
realise at once that the moon is very large.
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: June 23, 2014 09:23AM
<takes flags and makes artistic sculpture to Herman Schmitlap>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: September 03, 2014 07:29AM
<finds that the Treehouse is even quieter than usual>
<breathes a sigh of relief>
<breathes a sigh of relief>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: September 07, 2014 07:59PM
<unexpected sigh causes quiver in the treehouse tree>
<wonders what could be wrong with the treehouse tree>
<names the treehouse tree Herman>
<completes the square circle>
<wonders what could be wrong with the treehouse tree>
<names the treehouse tree Herman>
<completes the square circle>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: September 09, 2014 12:23PM
<frowns at sighers>
<wanders past>
<completes a circuit of the square circle>
<wanders past>
<completes a circuit of the square circle>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-162.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 09, 2014 04:26PM
Ignore sigherseers and walk sideways through square circle
meet a wanderer
sing a gilbert and sullivan song
exit circle smiling inscrutably
meet a wanderer
sing a gilbert and sullivan song
exit circle smiling inscrutably
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: September 15, 2014 05:39PM
<eyes the sideways square circle suspiciously>
<tests for peanut butter content>
<screams and covers eyes>
<tests for peanut butter content>
<screams and covers eyes>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-140.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 17, 2014 08:15PM
Rescue potatoes from es and put their earplugs in
throw a bucket of dilute peanut butter over es
make him lie down on a bed-shaped circle
feed speckles potato peelings
throw a bucket of dilute peanut butter over es
make him lie down on a bed-shaped circle
feed speckles potato peelings
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as13285.net)
Date: September 27, 2014 12:31PM
<spins the elephant>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: September 28, 2014 07:02AM
<Notes elephant's spinning has stopped with trunk pointing in the direction of a bottle.>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-140.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 28, 2014 04:39PM
kisses the bottle
re-spins the pachyderm
shouts " NO" but not soon enough.
re-spins the pachyderm
shouts " NO" but not soon enough.
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: September 29, 2014 03:32AM
I've removed this entire post, for not following the rules. OB is now twice as bewildered.
Sorry.
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2014 02:17AM by MistyCat.
Sorry.
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2014 02:17AM by MistyCat.
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-166.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 29, 2014 05:09PM
Errrm?
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-166.btcentralplus.com)
Date: September 29, 2014 05:09PM
Errrm?
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 02, 2014 01:15PM
<Looks Confused>
<walks slowly backwards, whistling [silently]>
<trips over elephant trunk>
<regains balance semi-gracefully>
<stumbles on discarded bottle>
<walks slowly backwards, whistling [silently]>
<trips over elephant trunk>
<regains balance semi-gracefully>
<stumbles on discarded bottle>
Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: October 10, 2014 09:46AM
<watches as long-neglected Treehouse Genie emerges from bottle>
<is aghast when genie gives three wishes to dubiously historied CannibalRabbit>
<ducks and runs>
<runs and ducks>
<ducks under ducks>
<is aghast when genie gives three wishes to dubiously historied CannibalRabbit>
<ducks and runs>
<runs and ducks>
<ducks under ducks>
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