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<Looks at wall thermometer currently reading 36.3° (Christchurch, New Zealand, glass fronted west facing room)>
<<Hopes Bunyip is currently cooler.>
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<Wonders how many ffordians know what happens if one types "36.3 Celcius" into Google.>
<Wonders how many will interpolate further possibilities.>
<Drinks ice cold beer, ceases wondering.>
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/05/2015 11:35AM by MistyCat.
Wonders if this is a long lost play by Sophocles or possibly Aristophanes?
Wonders what a real life dizzy elephant would be like. Would it play the ivories?
Are there lefthanded elephants? If so, would they go around in circles in the opposite direction to right handed elephants?
What would happen if a left handed elephant met a right handed elephant? Are elephants quantum? If so would there be an mutual annihilation and the formation of a new sets of quantum elephant particles?
Would we then end up to our orifices in elephant produced by products?
Thanks fortune we only have kangaroos and thylacine to contend with in Australia.
Cannot state exactly what quantum entanglement of Speckleses would be.However: elephant -> e le phant -> which leads to -> following statements by the great Oracle of Google (NOT 'Googol' which is much smaller
phant - Word Info
phant-, phanta-, phas-; -phasic, -phant. (Greek: manifest; show, appear, make appear, make visible, display; visible; to show [through], to shine [through]; ..
A reference to the nature of a phantasm; unreal; illusory; spectral (something existing in perception only or a ghostly appearing figure).
So DOES SPECKLES EXIST, or are being deluded by evil demon ....... Or a lack of chocolate?