< Informs Skids that yes numbers has seen it done when the Morris Dancers run the festival in Chorley twice a year, some poor gobbie teenager always gets invited into the stick dance>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<has never tried Morris dancing proper, but has once danced with a girl with the surname of Morris>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Thinks that danicing with a girl with the surname of Morris is Definitely Morris Dancing!>

<Wonders what a ceilidh would sound like if everyone wore bells...>

<Decided that sticks would definitely be aq bad idea, Strip the Willow is violent enough without adding weapons!>

<remembers Joyce Grenfell saying "we're going to play Strip the Willow. Willow Jones, stop crying!!!!">

<wonders if anyone else knows who Joyce Grenfell was>

<ponders the fact that she's dropped two dress sizes and does the happy dance>

<joins in the happy dance as that is definitely a reason to dance and be happy! well done xmorph!>

<sadly remembers the essay i need to write on Scottish education policy and Science/ICT with reference to the new curriculum for excellence...>

<pouts>

<is of the opinion that every politician who uses the word 'excellence' and 'education' in the same sentence should be flogged silly. Literally.>

< Sighs.Ah, Joyce Grenfell - don't do that, Sydney, they don't make them like that any more!>
<Joins in happy dance as has also dropped a dress size>

Applauds the girls efforts.

Has another chocolate.

Laughs evilly.

<ponders her new size 16 dress and wonders about hairstyles for this wedding she's going to on Friday>

<decides that's all far too mundane and conjures up a purple squirrel to dance for her>

<decides not to join in the dance as has only dropped his sandwhich and still need to find a stout stick>

<remembers Joyce "George, don't do that" Grenfell as Policewoman Ruby Gates in the St Trinians' films>

<applauds loudly for Prinz's suggestion about politicians, actually we could expand the suggestion to all politicians...>

<Wonders what kind of hair style a squirrel would come up with? Just gone awww at the thought of a squirrel with a beehive do dressed in the style of Jackie O!!>

<feels that this thread marginalises weasels>

<weasels ot of doing happy dance due to separation from ZB>

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/11/2007 05:29PM by Bonzai Kitten.

<wonders if Kitten actually has any work to do>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

lol, no. I'm off til my ankles are better...

... Can you tell?

<only has to get through today and then is off until Monday>

<ponders singing at a wedding tomorrow and decides she'd rather be working. Or getting a nice slow root canal>

<wonders if BK is feeling better post dentist>

<gets sidetracked by a pretty butterfly and chases it across the field>

<releases another carniverous butterfly to see who falls into the trap>

Tooth is much better, thanks.

<chases butterflies>