*looks for killing jar because Kay needs bugs for her entomology assignment*

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<remembers fondly the time when his physics teacher promised an extra point in the final credits if he was able to provide a life May beetle>

<fails to mention that he did not catch one>

<believes insect murder is morally wrong>

<calls in token weasel-and-ferret agglomerate sidekick squad to help vanquish reprehensible bug-catchers>

<organises the butterflies into squadrons>

<gives the butterflies a very stirring speech about duty etc.>

<sends the butterflies off into battle>

<looks disapointed as the butterflies get distracted by brightly coloured plants and the whole attack fails>

<plays with her toes>

<waves shiny thing>

<stops XM's plans for world domination>

<awaits medal>

<receives tap on shoulder>

<informed by mrs. Skids that shiny thing waved was medal>

<looks round for Chronoguard>

*wonders what comes out of Skid's tap*

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<ooh, the butterflies are sooo pretty>

<thinks about making pretty butterflies with the kiddiewinks using coffee filters and watercolour paints>

<chuckles at some of the questions the kiddies asked about farming - what came first - the chicken or the lamb? (crossed wires there) and then, do pigs play a little sport (haven't a clue where that came from), do pigs live in China? (?), how do pigs get curley tails?, do pigs get sunburn?, how are fields made?>

<really likes this class, they are fab>

<Tell them pigs only get tanned once.>


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<wonders why the coffee filters don't soak up the water from the paint>

<counts her toes>

<counts her toes again and gets a different total>

<wonders where her 11th toe has gone>

<spots piggy going to market>

<informs xm>

<thinks: OOO! Lunch!>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<thinks that it is time for a bacon sandwich considering the decidedly piggy angle the conversation has adopted>

<grills bacon, toasts brown bread, adds mushrooms and cheese>

<yum>

<Before adding would like to add that it isn't Xm's toe I am eating>

<For it is at market, sourcing bricks, to keep out squirrels>

Ah, but we find bricks no challenge. I mean, eh, *squirrels* find bricks no challenge.

As the squirrel that got into my fourth-floor dorm room can attest! Was that you, DAFW?

<drools over nem's sarnie description>

<looks at her healthy low fat porridge and sobs quietly>

<throws a brick at a passing squirrel to see if it finds it challenging>

<likes xm's sandwhich but confesses that prefers white bread with bacon and either tomato ketchup or mushrooms only>

<Ponders squirrel kebab on pitta with rose harissa>


<decides to collect thrown bricks to build barbecue>

< Ties badger to brick. Hands brick to people better at aiming >

<oooh barbecue>

<whips up a batch of her special Jack Daniels BBQ glaze>

<heads for the salad - BBQs usually have good salad!>