<Applaudes as Martin had the 100th post!>

<you could measure how tall the elephants are and then get an average!>

As in, "This elephant is thirty oboe's high"

No... This elephant is bigger than my pile of instruments.

Anyone willing to squash on my measures?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Throws butternut pumpkin>


More than willing!

<decides to tread a measure with ZB who has far too much work to be here and so is sad>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Grabs an oboe to strike the tune>

<decides to assist by not singing>

<sends condolences to ZB>

<ponders the meaning of liff>

<wonders why the tune is on strike?>

<grins and remembers Sadberge, Clonmult and Buldew>

<remembers Woking>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/08/2007 10:19AM by SkidMarks.

<uses baseball bat to strike tune>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<hopes Martin only strikes the tune once or twice and certainly not three times>

<badly battered tune tries to crawl away to safety>

<rescues the tune and begins to nurse it back to health>

<realises with horror that due to the terrible beating, the tune has undergone a radical personality change>

<screams and covers her ears as the tune becomes "Copacabana" played on pan pipes.....>

,aims at tune with blunerbuss,

,is really going to murder this tune now,

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<gets the defibrillator>

<attaches the paddles to the conversation that she and Martin just killed>

<shouts "CLEAR">

*ZAP*

<watches as xmorpheus turns into Captain Marvel>

<thinks that it always used to be SHAZAM rather than ZAP>

<watches the pretty sparklies fly>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Pulls the plug. Waits. Hands Martin Elephant Gun*>



(*You would not believe how hard it is to get the elephants into those brass casings...)

<fires elephants at everyone>

<wonders why they are not made of marshmallows>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<watches from a corner, eats chocolate cake and self evaluates...shudder>