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<thinks that being hit by a Knut might make one Knumb>
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
<thanks Xmorph for the delicious marshmallow elephant>
<edits self evaluations appropriately, likes the new opening line!>
<thinks back to the many many maximum number of marshmallows in a mouth at one time competitions have witnessed>
<wonders if the lemon coconut slice is worth a try?>
<makes some hot chocolate with mini marshmallows and chocolate sprinkles in a rainbow stripey mug for xnorph in thanks, leaves the choice of cream open>
<wonders if cowboy vampires would stroll into town, looking for the man that shot themselves>
<makes note to use the idea of a vampire cowboy in a short story, because vampires make everything cool.>
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
<Agrees with Martin. Never liked Spike since he turned all goodie two shoes. Decides Dru would be a lot more fun and steers the goths slightly more cryptwards>
<wonders what Spike from Cowboy Bebop would be like as a vampire>
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland