<informs SkidMarks that Numbers saw 'Return' once long ago, when he and his mate used to go and rent videos on a friday or saturday, and tried to out do each other with the worst that could be found>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<laughs at the thought of the contest :) >

<would like to do that but needs a better video shoppe in town>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<strongly recommends "Revenge of Billy the Kid">

<finds handy bunch of Basil in pocket>

<looks around for some Mozzarella and hopes to rescue some unsplattered tomatoes>

<Would hunt a copy of Vampire Motorcycle>

<ways up the odds of finding a copy of Vampire Motorcycle being a good idea or somethign really stupid>

<Goes ahead a starts looking anyway>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<wonders if she should point out that VAmpire Motorcycle on DVD is available for £3.97 on Amazon>

[www.amazon.co.uk]

<"shhhhhhhhhhh be vewwy vewwy kwiet. We're hunting wadishes">

<wishes he had waited as his copy of Vampire Motorcycle cost £6.95>

<munches on mozzarella, tomato and basil sandwhich>

<wanders back to the wreck of the treehouse to see if anyone has started rebuilding it yet.>

<still insists we are in a theatre now>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<decides to bump the thread up out of badness>

<is shocked>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<silence, threadkiller!!!!!>

:p

<silences the thread killer>

<even though he is sure that no one is able to speak anyway>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<assumes Daffy had missed final "s" from "silences" and so had already silenced threadkiller>

<further assumes that the TK is now very silenced>

<disputes that we are in a theatre>

<Takes the shocking step of distributing 'conversation cards' to revive the treehouse>

<reads conversation card>

<wonders what that tasty bit of paper was>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<suggests that it is not entirely impossible that theatres could be built in trees>

<opens door revealing leafy foliage and a militant group of squirrels to prove the point>

<looking maniacally for the lighting rig>

<takes plan of normal theatre layout>

<turns plan through 90 degrees and squints at tree trunk>

<congratulates self on inventing theatre in the straight-up>

<wonders what kind of play they're going to put on with a troop of militant squirrels>