<suggests that a theatrical arrangement of Vertigo may work>

<carefully avoids mentioning Tom Topor's play "Nuts">



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<thinks that based on this news story, the squirrels need to go>

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Hydrophobia... ?

<suggests play for squirrels could be "Revenge of Squirrel Nutkin" but may need to check with Beatrix Potter people>

<is scared now>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Lights the Bat-Signal>

<swings into action>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Squirrel Nutkin: I know what you did last Autumn.

<turns around, revealing hook tail>

<ponders the existance of zombie squirrels>

<wonders if they'd eat your nuts not your brain>

<having been to the Beatrice Potter Experience last year, is fully convinced in the ability of those models to eat anything/one>

<shudders at the memories of the rather creepy exhibition>

<also curses a certain national telephone company who have taken a week to mend our connection resulting in 211 new posts since last proper visit>

<decorates a chocolate cake for people to tuck into>

<tucks into cake and goes to sleep>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<wonders if tucking the cake in helps it sleep better?>

<declares that people are welcome to join in as it is a very large cake and the icing is rather comfy>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Was always told not to jump into cakes with strange boys, or follow suspicious old women into gingerbread cottages, so politely declines and tries to fing a more hygenic slice of cake>

< wonders what's involved in "cake finging" and decides to sit quietly down to wait >

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* I'm backing the campaign to get the official Stalker for 2007 evicted *

<Is rather alarmed at the rapid change in direction my offering of cake has taken>

<decides that people are enjoying it and that is the important thing, fair enough it wasn't quite the way intended but this is a better way!>

<Finds a spare slice to get in>

@takes a nap@

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Looks for a tea pot>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<Realises should concentrate on *finding* before can fing any cake!>

<thinks that once cake has been finged it should be given to Martin to make him more comfy>