<finds the teapot>

<looks in the teapot>

<shakes her head, sighs and evicts the dormouse>

<Tucks sleepy dormouse in with Martin and tries to remember a lullaby. Tries not to eat dormouse.>

<reappears after a long disappearance>

<looks around bewildered>

<finds a cuddly doormouse>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<Finds a recipe for baked dormouse>

<waves to z-b>

<offers spare pastry to xm to make dormouse pastie>

<thinks that as a dormouse is so small, it may get in under daffy's veggie radar>

<decides to swipe door mouse and put it safely into my aga style teapot to nest in safety>

<to distract the mousers, replaces poor ickle mouse with a pink sugar mouse, am sure they will never know!>

<re-categorises dormouse pastie as sweet rather than savoury>

<leaves note for self to change the letter on the pastry>

<bakes the fake dormouse>

<gets very upset when the inside of the oven gets covered in pink sticky goo>

<Decides it time for a cuppa and puts the kettle on :P>

<mmm ... sticky goo>

<arrives with squirrel platoon to defend real dormouse>

+wonders what the kettle is on+

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<suggests that the kettle is on the dormouse to hide it from troublesome squirrels>

Defend! *defend!*

<doormouse sleeps, peacefully oblivious>

++makes tea++

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Gives up last remaining rational braincell for adoption by someone who can care for it the way it ought to be cared for. Probably to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie>

Is your brain cell from Togo? If not, she won't take it.

<Points out that as we're all from Africa originally, it probably still counts>

++figures his brain cell should go for a decent amount++

+points out how unused it is+

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland