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admits to liking bagpipes not only due to heritage but the fact they are pitched above hearing range.
admits to liking seeing lassies in tartan kilts/skirts and out of kilts /skirts
remembers old joke about Scottish lady of negotiable affection being 'tartanskirt'
remembers haggis (fried) after long drinking session at London Scottish Rugby (union) Club, along with bacon, eggs, tomatoes, and then a trip across the bridge to the pub for a refreshing gallon or two of medicine.
Doesn't remember the week after.
wanders off singing 'Road to the Ilses'
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/05/2011 07:13AM by bunyip.
<Wanders in, realises that although there are a lot of very guilty looking people nobody is wearing a wig and gown, realises is in the wrong place and wanders out again.>
<Returns to the Treehouse to find some of the people looking guilty all of the time and all of the people looking guilty some of the time, breathes huge sigh of relief as is no longer responsible for deciding which is which.>
<Buys Treehouse Times and is disturbed by front page headline warning about pie swapping pandemic. Is relived by page 3 to discover that all suspect pies have been marked with an S to make them easily detectable.>
<Feels certain ES is wasting his time as is pretty certain there's already an APp for that.>
<Wonders how the Invisible Ruler feels about having a referendum in a dictatorship.>
<Chooses divine Royal Wedding dress for invisible ruler in the hope that clothing will rectify invisibility, thereby making revolution a safer option. Wonders why nobody thought of that before.>
< Doesn't mind sharing paper with LE - but does wish she would stop filling in all the easy crossword clues.>
<Goes off to plan spontaneous revolt.>
<Pushes ES off the fence>
<Hangs invisible bunting, wave invisible flag, organises invisible street party.>
<Decides to postpone revolution until after the celebrations, in the hope that they involve cake.>
<looks at guilty faces, sees geg doing something that looks like fast-paced yoga, notes the over-abundance of pies>
<is glad that last few hours were spent in making a chocolate cake with chocolate icing, a white cake with vanilla frosting (with multi-color sprinkles), and some strawberry Jell-O>
<sets cakes, etc., on table, sees no need to mark them as anything since several people have already started drooling>
<grabs cake knife and plate to get a piece of chocolate cake before the ravening beasts, who no longer look guilty, inhale the cake>
<runs to corner to get out of the way, hopes the cake is good...>