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A Spice pie marked with S to avoid any possibility of confusion.
places in locus of sweet, savoury, sandwich, and suspicious pies.
Stands back, eating a fruit muffin with extra bits of yogurt and white chocolate and apple.
was thinking of creating an elephant pie marked S for Speckles but thought the it could cause an upset pachyderm to express its feelings with some strong emotional effect.
Re enters thread to advise that washing machine failure has become a world wide problem as machine of that function in this house has said 'squeak' for the last time and issued a discomforting electrical burning smell.
Ponders using Torrens River as substitute Ganges to wash clothes.