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geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
<Spend considerable amount of time outside the perimeter fence explaining to Speckles that it would be utterly wrong to re-enter the Treehouse by the Triumphant Arch as, despite a very lengthy absence, we have utterly failed to return with either Violet Moon or Battenburg cake.>
<Realise Speckles is absolutely not listening and has started yet another monologue about his outstanding performance in Hamlet.>
<Prise Old Boiler away from the keyhole and lift latch to side gate.>
<Settle gratefully on the tartan rug beside a mercifully speechless CR and reflect that four months of Speckle's lengthy reminiscences, is four months more than anybody could reasonably be expected to endure.>