New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper
<Is unable to decide if a drunk OB in charge of an elephant is worse that a sober OB with a longbow, so alternately smiles and scowls at CR thus covering all possibilities.>
<Hides 200 large and highly decorated eggs around the Treehouse. Hands out utterly unfathomable maps to anybody wishing to take part in an egg hunt.>
<Offers extra points to anybody finding the golden egg.>
<is suffering/enduring/experiencing partial processing failure in visual cortex and thus getting funny impressions into bit of brain which thinks it thinks>
reads as "geg n gold"
then as "eg glen dog"
then as "god neggle"
which is more satisfying somehow.
exits stage left for large economy size container of all kinds of psychtropic pills.
expects to be castigated for gutsing down entire packet of Smarties.
Has made egg pie seasoned with missing letters from above posts, and not having full alphabet marks with 'S' for short lettered.
places in Treehouse
Wanders off looking for smarties packet full of brain behaviour modifiers - finds only choclate and suspicious egg like substance which I place in my album in case there is a yolk here somewhere.
Yellow stuff falls
yolk's onm me , folks!
discusses with psychiatrist
informed chocolate is probably better than diazepam and others , but more fattening. Alcohol is faster.
exits to make extensions for waistcoat to accomodate psychotropic alcoholic chocolate
Was in supermarket in self serve goodies section and noticed a container marked 'Speckles'.
Container had label adviseing that this product was out of stock at present and was expected back later.
Moved om.
Saw another container filled with large chocolate discs covered with hundreds-and-thousands
Label advised they were : 'Large Speckles'
If so, must be quantum effect of multiple speckles from the 'many worlds' explanation of quantum and they must be severely affected by the interaction of being viewed as they were all foreshortened in a three dimensional frame of reference.