<Points out that there was space where the footnoterphones should be, but there's no space where the Chapter 13s should be.>

<Also suggests that we have a little fun when the flood of questions start coming in from new readers asking if FAS has a Chapter 13, by pretending that there is one and not understanding their questions.>

<nods sagely, and thinks that MuseSesan has now gone up in my mind for deviousness>

<Would ask if Muse is busy next weekend, but knows she's on a different continent>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<Looks pathetic, sopping wet and orange>

<Is flattered by 198505's interest and contemplates a swim across the Pond.>

<Hands Kitten a towel (don't you know you should always have your towel with you?)>

<would also like to meet some of the fforum people IRL if that exists>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Declines towel, as that might prevent Johnny Depp from taking pity on the kitten and taking her home with him>

<points out that she currently has Johnny Depp held prisoner in an old shoe box under her bed>

<suggests that kitten avails of the towel - da Depp ain't comin'>

<looks smug>

<likes the new ginger look for kitten>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<points out to any Bavarians listening that, in this case, "da Depp" does not mean "the git">

<Points out that one would be satisfied with a Johnny Depp multi-millionaire lookalike, provided they had an interesting accent>

<rummages in Mary Poppins style carpet bag>

<produces lookalike with gobs of cash and an interesting accent>

<dangles in front of kitten on a piece of string>

<Vows to be a better person from now on>

<tosses Depp clone to Kitten>

<loses all interest in Depp in favour of something very new and interesting that is probably going to make her head explode>

[news.bbc.co.uk]

>does not see what the fuss is about<

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<sighs and shakes her head>

<"you wouldn't understand I'm afraid>

<gives Martin a wowwipop>

<decides Jonny Depp is really not a big fuss at all>

<slips in remainders of fruit juice and apple tart>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

<Wonders whether Xm is offering a WOW!ipop - sheer exasperrated wonder on a stick>

<Contemplates whether Johnny Depp or James Marsters are temptations of the mortal world and distractions from the pursuit of the True Path of Mind Screw Manipulation>

<Examines map of U-Tsang, thoughtfully>

<Suggests that mind-screw manipulation is a distraction from Johnny Depp...>

<would like to join in the conversation but is now lost in contemplation of Barrowman and Masters together at last>

<wonders if the universe would explode if they found a way to work Jack Sparrow in as well>

<decides the universe might survive but her brain probably wouldn't>

<Leaves all pretense of spiritual pursuit and imagines Captain Jack/ Captain Jack slashfic>

<Wonders where we can get more Captian Jacks for this Jack LoveIn>

<brings mind out of gutter, and balances it on a high building>