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<Wonders where SM thinks the polite company is. Checks rules to see if they have to actualy be present for the notongues2 convention to be invoked. Remains unsure.>
<Realises everybody is a little tense at the amount of time checking the rules has taken. Deflects any ill will with usual tactic of point at ES in an accusatory fashion.>
<Fills the flagon with the dragon with the brew that is true from the chalice with the palace and the vessel with the pestle with the pellet of the poison.>
Comb my hair into a Danny Kaye quiff, take a spanner in my hand and a lead pipe between the teeth, cry Fifteen two, fifteen four and a pair's fruit and leap into the undisputed lead again.
<Plays out of turn with a quarter of Dolly Mixture, one piece of brown string, eleven pence in notes, Mickey Mouse watch, remains of small boiled chicken, life-size statue of Sabrina, a key, and a small Welsh explosion autographed by Neddy Seagoon himself.>
<Withdraws Dolly Mixture, retires to lounge with same.>
<Stands wide astride, looks down, counts two feet inclined three feet apart, declines forfeit.>
<Takes Go stones from each missed go, assembles three small mosaics, fastens together.>
<Trips on resulting triptych, falls on hard times.>
<Misses turn, continues to next exit.>