becomes aware of facet of truth we call the world in general

becomes electo mechanically moved

reads 'Ions against clockwork' and notices strange marks where ions have been neutralised or otherwise transformed by metal of clockwork mechanism.

dreads onset of metal fatigue caused by disrupted crystal lattice of clockwork material

wonders if gold plated carbon fibre would make a good mechanically power unit?

Thinks privately that dual-powered blue glass swigger was a science teacher in a parallel universe


Present him with personal silver wind-up object engraved "Poor wondering one"

<turns faucet of truth off to prevent wasting precious resource>

Since 'faucet of truth' is no longer on tap goes off to find the bread of untruths, political statements, fraudulent sales offerings, and religious claims.

Decides that Universe is too full of non-truths to be a worthwhile place to reside so goes off to universe in which the dominant force is chocolate.

How sweet

<hopes that Bunyip is goignover to the dark side>

<realises that evil side of chocolate universe theory is praline>

Thinks Bunyip will think some more when he sees the festive deccos in the Treehouse


Wander off and squeeze the presents under the tree


Hope the vibrating praline shaped one is not a bomb.

has quick return from universe of eternal chocolate

notices comments and responds that I have not gone over to the dark side, i am very much in the rich nut milk part of universal development.

Scientists here are further advanced than in the originating universe from which I came as they have discovered that the amount of missing dark matter is exactly the same as the amount of turkish delight that theoretical calculations have discovered in layers between the folds of the chocolate universes solid lumps.

This universe also contains nuts.

returns to chocolate universe with smaller runcible spoon and an endless supply of rich cream as have discovered that no one here has ever heard of cholesterol, diabetes , high blood pressure or any of the other manifestations of a belief in an energy rich deity.

You'll make a killing there Bunbun.

Secretly thinks heretical universe had no nuts till "B" went there.

Secretly thinks heretical universe had no nuts till "B" went there.


Also believe "b" will make a fortune there with his bottomless bucket of ceam.

No! The 'r's" fell out of the cream market.

There's always rrrrrrrich crrrrrreamy chocolate.

Accidental second helping eaten.



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It's time all these rrrs fell down a big hole.

<wonders if chocolate cakes are their own universes>

<makes a universe>

<feels good>

<finds a lot of rrr's in universe>

<feels less good>

<destroys universe>

<feels better>

Has returned again from choclate universe.

Has discovered some flaws: namely a lack of black coffee and port, or liquer muscat, or other things in this line.

resurveys originating universe and decides that occasional trips back with thermos and wine cooler should just about solve aforesaid lack.

leaves key under mat in case any other fforumite wishes to jion me on 'the other side'

exits universe again for an unstated period

bye!

Has returned again from choclate universe.

Has discovered some flaws: namely a lack of black coffee and port, or liquer muscat, or other things in this line.

resurveys originating universe and decides that occasional trips back with thermos and wine cooler should just about solve aforesaid lack.

leaves key under mat in case any other fforumite wishes to jion me on 'the other side'

exits universe again for an unstated period

bye!

Has returned again from choclate universe.

Has discovered some flaws: namely a lack of black coffee and port, or liquer muscat, or other things in this line.

resurveys originating universe and decides that occasional trips back with thermos and wine cooler should just about solve aforesaid lack.

leaves key under mat in case any other fforumite wishes to jion me on 'the other side'

exits universe again for an unstated period

bye!

<Discovers inherent flaw with multiple universes.>

<wonders if that was one Bunyip or three identical Bunyips>