<Feels there should be more support for TRIPLE CHOCOLATE!>

EgonSpengler Wrote:
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>wonders if that was one Bunyip or three identical Bunyips

<wonders if Bunyip knows which one he is>

<postulates that each of the Bunyips is the true Bunyip>

<shouldn't three bunyips in one place implode?>

<ducks for cover onder sofa cushions>

<shouldn't three bunyips in one place implode?>

<ducks for cover onder sofa cushions>

Actually I think two of the bunyips are neither here nor there. If you close your eyes all three of them cease to exist...sorry, who are we talking about?

<takes sample of the Bunyips' quantum essence>

<find it is indeed quantum>

<watches Bunyips implode AND explode simultaneously>

<marvels at the cleverness of the Bunyips>

Returns to this universe seeking more liquer fronignac and liquer muscat and some rum and raisins.

notices aforementioned quantum bunyips each of which has part of the real world contained within it and surmises that if three quantum part Bunyips exist then someone swapped the interdimensional door for a set of slits and bunyips are being affected by the 'two slit' experience.

Which raises the question of are Bunyips particulate or wave?

Currently exhibiting wave attributes as signals 'ta ta' from interdimensional port as leaves for the universe of the chocolate god.

<wonders how the quantum Bunyips can decide which slit to exit through>

<suspects presence of alcohol>

Bunyip is always saying "goodbye" never "Hello"


Reminded of something: when god first said "hello" And started inventing things surely the first thing he created before the first day, was Time itself but was that on the first day.? I'm really confused. Which came first, squirrels or treehouses?

Well, Hulloo, (in my best Fyfe Robinson voice)

I have returned from the Universe of the eternal chocolate again.

In the chocolate universe they theorise that God was a quantum eclair and that there are universes of cream and custard, and of soft pastry. The chocolate universe is thus just one manifestation of the eternal power of self delusion.


Advanced ontologists (ie fruitcakes) have expressed the opinion that the universe is merely a set of specifications for each and every possible space in the working volume.

I don't think that a rational god could be bothered. Maybe she had PMS and thus the universe is both erreatic and not understandable by mortal human beings.

If the first word was 'hello' how was it voiced?

In a series of guttural grunts: something like an echidna with a strangulated hernia.

I consulted my pet echidna, and he stated that his friends had told him that it was more like the mating call of the sexually frustrated drop bear.

However, not being of a mystical or religious bent he went off in search of an anthill, or preferably, a termite mound.

<wonders if this is all the fault of chocolate monkeys>

<discovers a fascinating hole under a tree and follows>

<things happen>

<finds Bunyip>

Wonder why Bunyip would hide in a hole

Is it shame, a love of claustrophobia, shyness: or has he discovered a chocolate mine?

<wonders why OB thinks that the chocolate is hers?>

<smiles at Bunyip>

<runs away quickly at response>

<hands over projects to assistant and takes holiday>

<puzzes over how to add link in signature to posts - is baffled>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/25/2013 01:24PM by EgonSpengler.

<suggests that Egon visits "My Control Centre" from "Goto" list at top of "post message" box>

<hopes that he can see "edit signature" which lets him set the required sig>

<looks forward to him then visiting "Forum settings" under "Options" in the same list>

<eagerly awaits Egon changing the "Add my signature as default" to yes>

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<suggests that the ambiguity of instructions for hyperlinks may be the problem>