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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: March 26, 2013 10:08AM

<finds that just putting h t t p : / / . w w w. etc with no special bits round it seems to work>

<is sure that it used to need "[ u r l ]" and "[ / u r l ]" in the past>

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.171.125.91.dyn.plus.net)
Date: March 26, 2013 06:58PM

<Thanks Skidz, with a pie>

<Thinks that replacing address with some overlaying text isunnecessarily flashy>

<checks in tree hole>

<still a Bunyip, and no Cristina Ricci>


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The Quirky Muffin - [mightyclomp.blogspot.co.uk]



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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 29, 2013 01:01AM

< Returns to Treehouse to find flasher in tree.>
< Covers everybody's embarrassment with plentiful supply of party balloons.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 29, 2013 10:49AM

<hopes that geg hasn't been listening to the (tree)house of fun>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.as43234.net)
Date: March 29, 2013 01:19PM

<faints due to balloon phobia>

<thanks Geg for the excitement on recovery>

<marvels at the balloon display>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 31, 2013 11:13PM

< Proposes Treehouse picnic.>
< Attempts to weigh down Treehouse Map with balloon animals>
<Fails>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 01, 2013 03:33PM

Realise attempts to spike Treehouse map has in fact succeeded

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.171.125.91.dyn.plus.net)
Date: April 02, 2013 03:34PM

<rounds up picnic materials>

<looks for Skidz, still absent from last attempted picnic>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: April 02, 2013 07:42PM

<realises that my eyes are closed, which may be why ES can't see me>

<opens eyes>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.mat.aber.ac.uk)
Date: April 03, 2013 11:44AM

<sees Skidz, but in pi-vision>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: April 04, 2013 06:12AM

awakens in this universe

discovers self down a hole

surmises interdimensional hole as had just got to the hazelnut section of chocolate universe and must have weakened interface with overambitious consumption of chocolate.

thinks hole is a fact of a mind variant universal portal which allows the dominant qualia of the mind to direct the 'transfer to' location. this must ahve been 'find a hole and recover from overdose of chocolate'

exits from hole

waves greetings to all treehouse occupnats (and occupants as well) currently occupying 4 dimemnsional space time in which treehouse is situated.

enters treehouse in search of pie marked 's' for 'sustaining' and a large black coffee with rum in it.

finds denizens of treehouse have eyes shut so cannot see anybody to recount my tale to.

finds funnylooking pie with "s' for 'sausage roll' on it. Suspects foul play but chook has left the building.

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: April 04, 2013 09:57AM

<Pushes large black rum with coffee in it across table to bunyip.>

<Resumes nap.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 04, 2013 02:07PM

Return from garden after game with chicken


Spot Bunyip


Break crust on pie marked "s" for surprise

Pie begins to sing


Isn't that a dainty dish to set before a chocolate covered thing.

Can't help noticing that B has changed during his absence

Try not to stare

Close one eye

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.mat.aber.ac.uk)
Date: April 05, 2013 10:36AM

<looks at OB looking at Bunyip looking at sausage roll looking at chook>

<goes a bit mullarkey>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 05, 2013 11:59AM

<stares at mudlark>

<tries to interprete semaphore signals>

<gives up and goes to make cup of tea>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 05, 2013 01:00PM

<Prints up invitations to a picnic at the Treehouse adverb mine.>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.171.125.91.dyn.plus.net)
Date: April 06, 2013 01:22PM

<wonderingly ponders the meaning of 'adverb'>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 06, 2013 02:54PM

Considers Egon's ponderation

Concludes that an adverb is a mobile adjective un-necessarily attaching itself to unsuspecting verbies.

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.mat.aber.ac.uk)
Date: April 08, 2013 09:25AM

<walks Bunyiply to the school office and back>

<thinks anyone can be an adverb>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 08, 2013 01:47PM

In an adverb oriented disguise sneaks up school-officely on bunyip and offhandedly

threaten to squeamishly punch his a..v..y lights out

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