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Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: August 31, 2007 02:21PM

<notes that all are still on page 26>

<Phew!>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: August 31, 2007 02:22PM

<thinks, "Uh-oh">

<offers home-made flapjacks>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: August 31, 2007 03:01PM

<Thinks there's been some paradox problem/ Bimbles>

<Has a safe fall on him/ Doesn't have a safe fall on him>

<Blames the sodding cat/ has birds around head>

<Collapses/ thinks that it might be the ninja instead>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 31, 2007 04:23PM

<brings out emergency pie crust>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: September 01, 2007 08:07AM

<wishes muse was here to prolong the evil cuz battles in a puddle paddle battle are a battle in a muddle>

<abandons all hope>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.107.---)
Date: September 01, 2007 02:27PM

<forces butterfly to flap wings, at knifepoint.>
<Eagerly awaits pg 33>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: RookeeAlding (---.hsd1.sc.comcast.net)
Date: September 01, 2007 11:24PM

<Hands "blurp" OC Not her copy of "ten truly evil things you can do to connect with your inner super villain">

<whispers "Blurp" the old adage "if you want something done right, you should do it yourself" to OC>

<Brings back "Blrup" sofa from where ever it was,sits down "Blurp" and beings to eat a cupcake or two>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.132.---)
Date: September 02, 2007 01:39AM

<offers antacids>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: September 02, 2007 03:21AM

<thanks Rockee for bringing him back into this thread>

<admits that he is, in a potentialy hurtfull way, well, sort of spiked to the sofa since page 22...by means of a coil sticking out in totally the wrong place>

<won't move in the wrong direction>

<askes for tender and considerate help>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: September 02, 2007 10:54AM

<offers to unscrew PH from sofa>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: September 02, 2007 05:09PM

<snickers>

<points out Skidmarks said screw>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 03, 2007 08:16AM

<Steals 198505's kindly offered chocolate bar>

<Unscrews PrinzHilde with the power of the mind>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: September 03, 2007 01:47PM

<is a bit sceptical whether steel coils would budge to mind-power>

<decides not to move yet>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: September 03, 2007 08:16PM

<falls onto cupcakes>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: September 03, 2007 09:54PM

<falls asleep as has only had 2 and a half hours sleep since friday>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: RookeeAlding (---.hsd1.sc.comcast.net)
Date: September 03, 2007 11:34PM

<Cupcakes starts making gnawing sounds>

< Suggests that the coil is just a product of PrinzHilde mind and therefore cannot be moved by anyone except PrinzHilde, unless He is currently in possession of a device that can transfer his mind into someone else. then all is well.>

< gets confused that 1. no strange sound followed after all that, and 2. that the entire suggestion basically says that only the for mentioned "mind-power" can save him>

<wonders why she feels so wordy today>

<"Burlp">

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: September 04, 2007 10:12AM

<returns from page 30 of the thread>

<shudders>

<wanders around muttering "the horror, the horror">

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 04, 2007 10:57AM

<Starts to understand why time travel is an awkward plot trick>

<Has horrible foreshadowing moment>

<Uses power of mind to come up with clever if totally impossible way to remove Prinzhilde from sofa>

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: September 04, 2007 11:45AM

<suggests we just pull>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 04, 2007 11:59AM

<Agrees that MartinB's scheme has more chance of success, and needs fewer ping-pong balls>

<Hold PH's foot and implores others for help>

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