<Offers tin opener for getting Prinz's brain out of his head. Isn't particularly fussed why it's being suggested, but would like to watch>

<wakes up>

<looks round>

<sees PH being pulled and BK gesturing with the can opener>

<pinches self>

*ow*

<reallies that he is awake and this isn't a dream>

<goes to look for coffee>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<shouts to numbers to bring him one along, bit of milk, no sugar, please!>

<shouts some more on general principle>

<Pulls PrinzHilde>

<points out to numbers, somewhat late, than SK said unscrew but sniggers because Prinz hilde said "coil" and Baref00t Andy has pulled him>

<Realises that if anyone's head is going to be opened, this kitten will have to do it herself.>

<Asks Prinze if anaesthetic is required. Readies Big Stick (tm)>

<passes Kitten some WD40 - it'll get most things open>

<wonders if some nubile goddess will spring fully formed from PH's head>

<settles down with a double shot mocha to watch>

<spots opportunity to make some money>

<opens Starbucks franchise>

<sets out stall of treats for sale, including Battenburg cakes, at ridiculously high profit margin>

<dons barista apron>

<Gets bottle of EvilCafeBgon>

<Sprays Starbucks>

<Takes Battenburg>

<Gasps! Has been Battenburgled!!!>

<wonders where all the animals have gone>

<heads over to the downstream condo to see if they've got any alcohol (strictly for swabbing prinz's head, of course!)>

<sells HITW some coffee beans>

<hopes no-one notices that they're actually squirrel poo>

<decides no-one will if they're expecting Starbucks style coffee>

<retires to her secret stash of Jamaican Blue Mountain to make another espresso>

<plants beans in garden>

<watches in amazement as giant beanstalk grows and sprouts squirrels>

<observes that, unusually, these squirrels have wings and fangs>

<uh-oh>

<edges away, tries to look inconspicuous>

<comes back with a tray of good coffee in mugs>

<looks around>

<hands coffee out>

<puts tray over head>

<walks away slowly>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<straps Prinze down- can't be making a mess here. Sets about task with the tin-opener>

<Is puzzled by sudden and mysterious baked beans>

<is disapointed that the only thing to drink is coffee>

<points out that she was never a fan of coffee and would like tea instead>

<happens to glance upward. hides behind sofa>

<Looks up>

<Cowers in shock and terror>

<Emerges triumphantly from behind the beanstalk in a huge explosion of little glittery things.>

<Drifts to the ground amid pieces of stalk.>

<Explains that she has been away at reform school where she has renounced her evil ways and will now live a life of goodness and light and will take care of sickeningly sweet little animals and grant everyone's wishes.>

<Pulls out sparkly star-tipped wand and waits for first client.>

<nearly gags on Musesusan's appearance>

<Has second thoughts about giving away her book>

<offers Musesusan a cupcake as a forced attempt at a piece offering for their the past indifferences>

<looks at MuseSusan>

<shakes her head in disbelief>

<cries for the Evil MS that she once knew>

<cackles>

<gets out cauldron>

<hubble bubble toil and trouble,
first we'll add some Wembley rubble;
Eye of Blair and mouth of Bush;
just a touch of Jade Goody tush;
A bigmac and some SunnyD;
The conscience of the BBC;
Stir it to a goop Primeval;
now we have a potion for Evil>

<dips water pistol in potion>

<squirts potion at MuseSusan>

<cackles again as the sparkles start to corrode>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/07/2007 09:05AM by xmorpheus.