<thinks King KOng could answer that, but also thought that we moved to a theatre>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<points out that since the divorce, Tarzan has been living in a cave with a rather attractive Gorilla named Melanie.....>

<realises that she shouldn't have said that as it was supposed to be a secret>

<sights the Black Pearl off the western shore>

<hoists the Jolly Roger to the top of the treehouse flagpole>

<Gives the EITC the previously agreed sign. Gets a sack to stuff gorgeous Johnny in>

<grabs sack from Kitten>

<"bad kitten! MY Depp. Here, have a nice Orlando instead!">

<Lets Xmorph take the decoy sack>






<Runs>

<looks sad and wanders over to the mysterious chest that fell out of the sack Kitten was running with>

<opens the chest.......>

<wonders if we are going to have a hearty soup tonight>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<hopes the heart has stopped beating before it is put in the soup>

<wonders if he can use the beating heart to stir the soup>

<thinks that that would make it shaken, not stirred>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<Adds Bacon>

<tests>

<decides it needs cheese>

<throws in part of At World's End's script containing Elizabeth's speech>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<stirs, and adds salt and pepper to taste>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<decides to have a nice salad instead>

<starts to hunt for tomatoes>

<watches XM stalk a particularly dangerous specimen of the fruit>

<aims at tomato>

+watches as shotgun leaves tomato paste+

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

<hums 'Attack Of The Killa Tomatos'>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

<wonders how Numbers remembers that tune>

<digs out 'Attack' and 'Return' to give mrs. SkidMarks an evening of class entertainment>

<hastily points out that he did not mention which class>